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SpiralFizz is about social entertainment and news publishing designed with a high emphasis on humour. Steeped in the ancient mystical martial arts of sarcasm, satire, and surrealism; we aim to deliver you surprising new levels of insane ridiculousness!

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British Prime Minister Turned To Stone, Act Of Terrorism

British Prime Minister Turned To Stone, Act Of Terrorism

The new British Prime Minister, Barry Grumblebore, was today turned to stone in a heinously calculated act of international global sabotage.

Mr Grumblebore was only elected recently when his ‘Grey, Pointless & Ready To Shaft’ party won the general election and swept into power. During his election campaign he promised to free any pirates still imprisoned from the 16th century. It was this act…

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Spider Dog Gives Criminals A Hard Time

Spider Dog Gives Criminals A Hard Time

The level of crime in the coastal town of ruffington has been increasing steadily each year. The rise in criminality seemed almost unstoppable, old ladies were being mugged, donut sellers were being robbed of their takings, and the streets were paved with drug dealers. But then ‘Spider Dog’ came to town and everything changed!

Spider Dog, real name Vincent Cortez, is unusual for a superhero in…

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Mad Washing Machine Disease Spreads!

Mad Washing Machine Disease Spreads!

Mad Washing Machine Disease is spreading across the world like a supersonic wildfire in what experts are calling an unprecedented outbreak of globally catastrophic proportions.

The disease was thought to have been wiped out in the 1970’s, but has now returned from extinction to ravage laundrette’s in a relentless new attack. Experts are warning that this is the most deadly strain of the disease…

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Scientists Perfect Clown Cloning Technology

Scientists Perfect Clown Cloning Technology

It was once thought to be no more than a dream, something somewhere in the realms of fantasy science fiction. But now scientists in Norway have made this dream a possibility, by perfecting clown cloning technology.

It’s no secret that for years the numbers of clowns in the wild have been dwindling. Conservationists have made huge efforts over the last 20 years to bring clown numbers up to where…

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Ocean Vanishes, Beach Goers Confused!

Ocean Vanishes, Beach Goers Confused!

Strange times down at the beach as a mysteriously missing ocean leaves sun worshippers and surfers in a state of confusion.

At about 10am this morning, the ocean along with all of it’s contents simply disappeared. The President called an immediate press conference and accused Belgium grand ocean theft. Belgium responded immediately and ridiculed the Presidents anti-Belgium rhetoric, adding “Even…

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Earth!, Holiday Destination For Alien Backpackers

Earth!, Holiday Destination For Alien Backpackers

Earth!, Once derided among the universal populous as a ‘dump’ full of ‘illiterate yokels’ is now the ‘go to’ destination for alien backpackers keen to experience our unique wildlife and stunning landscapes.

I travelled to the snow jungles of western Europe to find out more, and hopefully to meet some of these extraterrestrial vacationers.

European Snow Jungle, Snow MIA

the wide variety of Adult…

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Adventurous Dog Gets Stuck In Rain Cloud

Adventurous Dog Gets Stuck In Rain Cloud

It started out as an ordinary Sunday, the weather was mild with a fresh breeze while the sun was just beginning to show it’s power. A perfect day to take the dog for a walk, or maybe not as Barry from Brumston was to find out!

Barry, a driver for Brumstons’ largest taxi company, the ‘PurpleCoconut Cab Co’, took his dog to the local park as he does any other Sunday. This time however, things were…

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Elaborate Sandcastles Found On Mars!

Elaborate Sandcastles Found On Mars!

Representatives from NASA today announced that elaborate sandcastles of unknown origin have been discovered on Mars.

The official press conference comes today, as leaked pictures of the sandcastles last week called in to question the current NASA policy of secret missions and the withholding of important information. While detractors are accusing NASA of too little too late, most of those at the…

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Donkey Wins Lottery Millions!

Donkey Wins Lottery Millions!

The winner of last week’s SuperUber World Lottery has been revealed! The winner, Mr Dean Donkey, from Texas, came forth to officially claim his prize and assure the world that his new found wealth and fame won’t change him.

I caught up with him at the ‘winners party’ organised by ‘SuperUber Gambling’, the company in charge of running the world lottery, and listened to what he had to say about…

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Man Shot By Tank, Survives!, Becomes Smug

Man Shot By Tank, Survives!, Becomes Smug

It seemed as though a terrible accident had occurred yesterday, when a man was mistakenly shot by a tank on manoeuvers in a quiet sea side town in England.

The man; Ernie Toncash, from Chiselbrick Court in the town of Muggington, was out shopping for candy when this strange event took place.

He said “Candy asked me to visit the Bingo Hall and pick up her duty free cigarettes which Shady Bob had…

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Belgium Declares WAR! On The United States

Belgium Declares WAR! On The United States

Belgium has declared WAR! on the United States Of America in reaction to President John McClane’s dismissive remarks about popular Belgian private detective Hercule Poirot.

It was only yesterday that President McClane dismissed Poirot as a ‘typical European narcissist’, “more interesting in trimming his mustache than doing any real detective work”. President McClane also said “Hastings does all…

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Aliens On Earth! Attending Raves!

Aliens On Earth! Attending Raves!

We’ve all known for some time that the universe was more than likely inhabited by other beings other than us and that one day they may swing by and introduce themselves.

And like humans where some of us are good and some of us are bad, the same should obviously be said for aliens. Now a source has contacted me to inform me that theyare already here, and not only are they bad, they’re also…

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Sub Species Of Wookie Discovered!

Sub Species Of Wookie Discovered!

Deep in the Mongolian rainforest, a secret has remained hidden for a millennia. A secret so random that no one could have possibly dared to imagined what it is.

Today though however, it has been revealed, and as I wipe the tears of joy from my face, I look at the picture of this former secret again and again and I’m almost certain, certain that the discovery of the Mongolian Wookie Dwarf will…

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A History Of Crime?, Humpty Dumpty Accused!

A History Of Crime?, Humpty Dumpty Accused!

Most of us have grown up around the legend of his fall from the wall and subsequent failed attempts by all of the Kings Horses and all of the Kings Men to put him back together again. But now shocking new accusations have been made against Mr Dumpty of West Farthing, that claim otherwise.

Out For A Walk, Or Up To No Good?

Alan Smegovic, also from West Farthing, claims he was there in the minutes…

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Tyrannosaurus Rex In Spain, UK Attempts Extradition

Tyrannosaurus Rex In Spain, UK Attempts Extradition

A dangerous fugitive on the run from the law, or case of mistaken identity?

Mr Tyrannosaurus Rex, originally from East London, has been on the run for millions of years and now the British Government want him back so he can be punished for his crimes. The UK Police say he’s dangerous and belongs behind bars, Mr Rex says “it’s all been a misunderstanding, it wasn’t me,guv’nor! it was the one-armed…

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Gandalf Turns Into A Goat In Middle Earth Accident!

Gandalf Turns Into A Goat In Middle Earth Accident!

The latest news in from celebrity land is that Gandalf The White has apparently turned himself into a goat! This unfortunate occurrence is alleged to have happened at ‘Sparkles’ nightclub about 2am this morning.

Gandalf started talking in some weird language

An eyewitness, Selena, recalls “Yah he was so like trying to impress us with his tricks, he had so like already been ‘talked’ to by the…

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The 14th Annual Vandalise A Car Day!

The 14th Annual Vandalise A Car Day!

  It’s that time of year again, the time of year when dreams are realised and the rich give to the poor, a time when woollen hats and gloves are worn and the nights sparkle away in a fairytale of magical magnificence! Yes you guessed it! It is indeed The 14th Annual Vandalise A Car Day! which this year is being sponsored by PurpleLlama Energy Drink.

 I heartlessly mugged an old lady, but…

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