Jekyly Procrastinator

Jess, Australian. Perpetually tired adult. Reader of books and drinker of tea. Lover of nature, animals, cold weather. Varied interests including Murderbot Diaries, Star Wars and Marvel

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

I just queued this for a year

[kadzhi]

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

[anooseyea]

[aropride]

i want to go to everywhere and see everything. 0 dollars please

[rvllybllply2014]

I have no words

[ekjohnston]

Me neither (until the soy sauce, when I yelled "FOR FUCKS SAKE" again).

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[dragondriana]

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[bgm05]

[underwaterspaghetti314]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[aniseandspearmint]

the cucumbers are ARMED and DANGEROUS

[shutyourmoustache]

Someone on Amtrak’s social media team deserves a raise like N O W. 😂

[versasfanficwastedump]

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

[galahadenough]

squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word

[mariacallous]

[everythingfox]

Tiny unit

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with a banger

VeryVeryVinny

[weirdest-worlds]

Is this on fricking Spotify?????

I would listen to that

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Ask and ye shall receive

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[everythingfox]

Perfect fit

[valokuvapaivakirja]

[valokuvapaivakirja]

Since this very very much in progress fish plate has gotten some surprising fame, I would like to ask you a small favor:

How should I finish this? Which fish is obviously missing? Help me fishblr!

[valokuvapaivakirja]

Dear comrades, I would like to inform you:

THE FISH PLATE IS READY!

[hanamakis]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

the very last second made it, tbh

[polkadot-cookie]