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three bad jokes in a trench coat

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saw a salvatore brothers edit to willing and able…suddenly i have the motivation to write a couple of words

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The Tiger by Nael, Age 6

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Heated Rivalry AU where Ilya dips out early from a post-game party with Boston, and someone gets the idea to put on a Hollonov compilation as a joke.

The whole team settles in with rapt attention, ready to roast the shit out of Roz over it via group chat, only to see. Well. It's a series of interview clips over the years. It's made up exclusively of three things. One, clips of Hollander "stealing" linguistically challenging questions that the whole team knows Rozanov hates. Two, clips of Rozanov derailing questions that are about Hollander's "representation of his community," which gossip on the street says makes Hollander uncomfortable. Three, Hollander and Rozanov commenting individually on the rivalry, with vicious comments such as. "He's of course a great player, but he'll find us difficult to beat." Such fire in Rozanov's comments are especially damning, given his whole chirp-king-schtick. The video editor, with all the obsession and perception of a true fangirl, makes sure to circle every instance where you can see the shadow of Hollander and Rozanov pressing their feet together - and in one instance holding hands - beneath the interview table. (You wouldn't see it unless you're looking for it - or unless someone circles it in red for you.)

The video finishes, and the team sits in a kind of shocked silence as the next video auto-plays. This one is a compilation of Rozanov chirping Hollander on the ice. Here, the editor has helpfully drawn an arrow to Hollander's face whenever he blushes. The editor has also inserted text overlays with comments like. "Look at how fiercely Rozanov insults his rival." And then puts smaller arrows pointing to Roz's body language, with helpful texts like "excited wiggle indicating absolute fury," and "besotted grin indicating deep hatred." The sarcasm is distressingly accurate in its point.

(Listen, the whole team knows what Roz looks like when he's chirping someone. This - this is not it. This is not it at all. This is him when he's being silly with people he really likes. What is going on.)

The video finishes, and this time someone has the presence of mind to stop the auto-play before another mind-breaking thing comes up.

Someone else, trying to lighten the silence with a joke, and maybe dismiss it all as a fever dream, says, "Montreal Jane? More like Montreal Shane, am I right?"

And. Well.

Once it's out there, there's no coming back from it.

Cliff asks aloud, to no one in particular, "Are we just stupid?"

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cliff marleau is a runaway drunk and also crucially loses his sense of direction the moment alcohol hits his bloodstream. ilya is an essential element in the Boston Night Out ecosystem because he's the person who can usually keep track of where tf marley is

[redwinerozanova]

ilya whenever he’s talking about him and marley

[strawberryfanaticccc]

presenting you all with my luca haas fancasts

will smith (actual hockey player) & joseph zada (actor)

[clytemnestraaa]

(1) "Message from the First Dog in Space Received 45 Years Too Late", Dogs in the News, 3 November 2002 / (2) Laika, Wil Wagner / (3) Zak, Anatoly, "Sputnik-2", Russianspaceweb.com / (4) "SOVIET FIRES NEW SATELLITE, CARRYING DOG; HALF-TON SPHERE IS REPORTED 900 MILES UP", NY Times, 3 November 1957 / (5) The Dog/The Body, Sleater-Kinney / (6) Oleg Gazenko, speaking at a Moscow news conference in 1998 / (7) "Message from the First Dog in Space Received 45 Years Too Late", Dogs in the News, 3 November 2002 / (8) Last Words of a Shooting Star, Mitski / (9) "Laika” by Sarah Doyle / (10) "Laika” by Sarah Doyle / (11) "Laika” by Sarah Doyle

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heated rivalry gcu tumblr may i propose an idea. little (swiss) german boy luca.

[mazzystar24]

The holy trinity: Mormon Hayden pike, vampire cliff marleau, virgin Scott hunter

[ficauthor]

Carter's "Well I'm assuming your buddy might be gay" speech is so much funnier if you conceptualize it as him trying very clumsily to signal to Scott that he's cool with gay people. Scott and him are close friends, and surely the thought must have crossed his mind at least once. Idk I just love the idea that he asked himself how does he signal to Scott that he's chill and the method he went with was explaining the fact that Russia was homophobic to him. Impeccable work dude I'm excited to see your radiant smile next season please do this again

[gracious-midnight]

POV: Byler Nation 10 years in the future:

"You just had to be there"

"What do yall know about sharknilla?"

"New gen will never understand the hype of Bravebyers"

*flinches at the word "conformity"*

"Tf yall know about mwtfdydgate?"

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i would’ve be okay with a confession+rejection scene. not whatever the fuck that was

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BYLER HUG

[actuallyathena05]

“I was looking for the answers in somebody else, but I had all the answers. I just needed to stop being so scared. Scared of who I really was. And once I did that, I was so free. It’s like I could fly.”

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st5 e4 spoilers under the cut

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s5 e4

max max max!

now back to joyce gentle parenting derek while erica will and robin just stand there. icons.

BAHAHA THEYRE JUST BASICALLY KIDNAPPING DEREK I LOVE IT NOW WILLS TACKLING HIM

“SUCK MY FAT ONE” stop i love this brat.

and now will’s touching his neck with the scared look into the distance. love it.

they ran over a demogorgon but hurt will in the process :(

now they’re in the upside down!!! yay steve and his fantastic driving!

poor will :( if he dies at all in this season i’m gonna do something dreadful!

jeez this episode is like an hour and a half long. live-blogging is kinda boring ngl.

and the military’s getting all the ten year olds on a bus that’s not concerning at all.

and steve crashed the beamer cuz he was fighting with dustin.

and wills back to painting

twelve kids… 001 + 011 = 012…

hmmm

max and holly besties! max looks so good omg

mike once tried to get a mohawk (a hot orange mohawk) until nancy stopped him. fun fact!

max living in a cave is so cute she’s so indiana jones

is the cave in california? i don’t know american geography. is it the grand canyon? idk where that is in the us.

BYLER GLANCES!

robin: dick!

also robin: and personally, for us, i like dick!

no you’re not getting context for that

piss guys back.

ok so if it’s not vecna in the lab or whatever i think it’s kali. bc the sister episode didn’t happen for no reason.

ok upside down gang!!

aw max recapping everything for holly (and us)

oh she’s in henry’s memories!!!

is there where that play comes in? stop they managed to get cgi to look quite a bit like heathers winona

holly giving max book recs love it.

“and that’s when i heard her. i heard kate bush.”

“…is that one of your friends?”

“you could say that.”

i keep thinking of derek as chucky i think it’s the red hair and rainbow jumper. but he’s chucky to me.

delightful derek disguise!! on!!

ewwww socked feet on the upside down ground that’s a sensory nightmare. cute father daughter moments

BYLER TRAILING THE PACK!

“i’m saying you’re like a wizard, like him!”

robin knows what they are.

dustin and the big kids is so fun.

and back to max!! she’s like the more-sane mad hatter to holly’s alice.

sadie is absolutely slaying this.

vecna terrified of the cave/memory? interesting.

MAX HAS A PLANNNNNNN

and hollys so brave

back to robin and will!! she’s clocked him and mike so hard now she’s will’s gay yoda.

it was never about tone deaf tammy guys wait. omg.

robin: “did you finally hit dick?”

mike: “hit the dick, yep! let’s just hope it’s not too hard.”

lucas: “if it is, i’ll soften it.”

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s5e3 liveblog

i’m gonna do the rest of the ep in this then ep4 in one bc i’m clogging up the tags i fear

the gang team working and dreamworking to catch the demogorgon

steve and the chainsaw #upgrades

nooo all the wine smashed that’s an ohsa violation right there

joyce and will heart to heart about overprotective parenting!! she still feels guilty about will going missing

hahahah joyce’s opinions on robin are so funny

“it’s a lot harder to save the world if you have the sniffles” sage advice

oooohhhhh they’re getting the demogorgon with a classic home alone trap i love it

ok now they’re chasing it

vecna knows where they are!!

holly’s little romp in the woods omg she looks older than ten but she’s so cute i don’t care that’s my child

oh she’s reached a rock… hmmmm it’s not henry inside. pmg wait. the handwriting was familiar as fuck. but who wants to trick her in henry’s lair.

NO I KNOW THOSE JEAN CUFFS OMG ITS MAX ITS MAX ITS MAX

YES ITS MAX