[milktea-grn]

caught up on bobs burgers and i miss my family

[teratomat]

[thesixthstar]

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[cipheramnesia]

I sure hope so, I need to get to 3rd and Broadway in fifteen minutes, step on it.

[m-malyar]

little crows

[usherjoanwkajakak]

aww Sammy

[maplebalderdash]

when in doubt draw Sansa

[kathrenax]

[soncee]

Embroidery lessons

[vesperkyno]

Lady Sansa

[the-big-mood]

(Insta)

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[jantesika]

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

[homunculus-argument]

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

[theconcealedweapon]

[depsidase]

[the-tenth-arcanum]

oh he's a comedian

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[chicafinal]

[delliebrainrot]