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quarkmaster

project “gaia” “white scroll”

character concept desgin

sangsu jeong

dragonageconfessions

CONFESSION:

I always feel terrible killing Dragonlings, they’re just babies and the little squeak noises they make when you hit :0

splitspear

yeah, babies. BABIES THE SIZE OF HORSES AND CAPABLE OF TEARING YOU TO SHREDS! I never understand the sympathy for them.

hpstuffs

Yo guys

I made a deal with my d&d group. They are trying to get people to worship their bear so he can become a god. I made a deal that each note this post gets will count as a follower of the bear.

geekandmisandry

I stand ready to defend our great ursa overlord.

cj-amused

Finally a cause I can support

the-barabarian

All hail the He of Great BEARing.

we-are-captain

I admit… this gave me paws pause.

splitspear

Another bear pun!

wretchedtooth

Stand For The Issues That Matter.

Proud Wretched Tooth Supporter

To my trusted followers, I, Splitspear, am writing to you today because we are facing a crucial decision. Too long have we been led astray by incompetent leaders. Too long have we been led astray by incompetent leaders. We need a change, and there’s only one candidate who can bring that change. I’m writing to you about Wretched Tooth. The choice, to me, is easy. A vote for Mop is a vote for controversy. A vote for dishonesty and authoritarianism. The choice is clear. Vote for Wretched Tooth. Yours, Splitspear #ProudWretched ToothSupporter

#tumblrdecides #ProudWretched ToothSupporter #IStandWithWretchedTooth

smalllady

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a world to save…again.

splitspear

Hey, one out of three ain’t bad!

penandpaperadventures

DICE GIVEAWAY

Due to reaching well over 13,800 followers, I’ve decided to do something fun and nice! I have two sets of dice to give away to two separate individuals. To enter, there are two ways to win. You must follow and have reblogged this post (so I can find you), and then follow Vorked or Tales from the Tabletop (or both).

A set of dice is tied to those following each account, so if you are chosen for following one of the accounts, you’ll get a set of Chessex dice!

THE RULES

You must be following Tales from the Tabletop or Vorked.

Reblogs count as submission, no need to like the post.

This giveaway is open to many countries, but is done through Amazon. It will ship fastest to those in the States due to Amazon Prime.

I will not accept Giveaway blogs as winners.

The winners must be willing to give me their mailing address, else I will have no way of sending the dice to you.

This contest ends Friday, March 25th, 2016.

Remember, there can be only two winners, and each set is tied to following an account. If the winners dislike the dice set they will be receiving, they will have the option of selecting a different color.

penandpaperadventures

8 days left!

rubalotl

If Pokémon GO allows you to choose one of the 18 starter Pokémon, which one will you choose?

My choice is Cyndaquil.

splitspear

Piplup all the way!

#pokemon #pokemon go #water type #empoleon

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foxy-sierra

Chaotic Neutrals do things just to raise some hell not for evil or for good but just because.

splitspear

He just seems so happy!

momochanners

YOU SEEING THIS ON CRITICAL ROLE??? YOU SEEING THIS???

I sees it

I SEES IT

splitspear

This show man, this Pelor damned show...

yourplayersaidwhat

Why have people been putting things up keisters so much lately?

We wish we knew!

splitspear

Hey, don’t kink-shame!

In all seriousness, you guys are awesome, keep on rockin!

dragonageconfessions

Confession: I get incredibly jealous whenever anyone mentions the Blackwall/Josephine romance. I’ve never been more in love with a fictional character than I am with Blackwall.

splitspear

I’m the same way with Tali and Garrus. Keep your hands of her you Turian piece of gosser!