Star Trekkin'

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Introduction

Hi! We're two friends who got into Star Trek last year and make silly things about it for ourselves to laugh at, but we've decided to anonymously share them with Tumblr! :)

(our "names" are pseudonyms)

((our username comes from the Five Year Mission song Trouble With Tribbles 4))

Admin Introductions:

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You can call me Keeler! My favorite Star Trek series is TOS, my favorite character is Captain Kirk, and my favorite Star Trek movie is Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. My posts will be tagged with "#Keeler Post" :)

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You can call me McGivers🥳

Favorite Star Trek series -TOS🤩

Favorite Star Trek movie -Star Trek(2009)🥰

Favorite Star Trek character -Spock 😩

My posts will be tagged with "McGivers Post"

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[markersss]

The way he is breathing all heavy and his eyes roll a little..

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I love him

[brighhton]

spirk will CURE artblock type YES to AFFIRM!!!

[vmprlover418]

this lil' wrap? his best look, walk with me

it’s so pretty on him

and the different iterations of it

beautiful

[cursedtrekedits]

jims t kirk inside the dashcon ball pit

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BAHAHHhahH bazinga idk#

[blanc-ci]

Been rotating @forecast0ctopus ‘s Wet Man Wednesday post in my head for weeks and had to draw about it

Wet MEN Wednesday

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AWWWW

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Did something happen 🫢

Edit: I was informed it's probably because it's the anniversary of the DS9 episode "Rascals"

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I need everyone to see this art piece, I'm going fucking insane over it

kat (@spirk-trek.bsky.social)

😳🍑🫣 Fetish #fanzine, Suzan Lovett, 1988 ✨🫡 #ZineAppreciation #k/s

⚠️Sorta nsfw warning (it's not really sexual, just nudity)

Edit: I was just informed you may need a bluesky account to view the image

THE BALLS??? IM GOING FERAL

[caffeineheroes]

Excerpt of Deleted Scene from Star Trek (2009)

SPOCK PRIME: This was a gift to me. Representing… a dream. One we were unable to fulfill. The way you can now…

Their eyes hold. Spock turns, disappearing into the corridor. Young Spock stares at the empty doorway a beat, his mind a jumble of thoughts. He looks to the pendant… and realizes it’s a holo-emitter. After considering a beat, he hits an activation button and a moving holigraphic message materializes before him.

KIRK/SHATNER: (Singing) Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you…

(stops, grins) I know I know, it’s illogical to celebrate something you had nothing to do with, but I haven’t had the chance to congratulate you on your appointment to the ambassadorship so I thought I’d seize the occasion… Bravo, Spock — they tell  me your first mission may take you away for awhile, so I’ll be the first to wish you luck… and to say…

I miss you, old friend.

I suppose I’d always imagined us… outgrowing Starfleet together. Watching life swing us into our Emeritus years…

I look around at the new cadets now and can’t help thinking… has it really been so long? Wasn’t it only yesterday we stepped onto the Enterprise as boys? That I had to prove to the crew I deserved command… and their respect?

I know what you’d say — ‘It’s their turn now, Jim…’And of course you’re  right… but it got me thinking:

Who’s to say we can’t go one more round? By the last tally, only twenty five percent of the galaxy’s been chartered… I’d call that negligent. Criminal even — an invitation. You once said being a starship captain was my first, best destiny… if that’s true, then yours is to be by my side. If there’s any true logic to the universe… we’ll end up on that bridge again someday.

Admit it, Spock. For people like us, the journey itself… is home.

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I found out about this the other day ☹️

God I love them

[gaytricorder]

i love when they just look at each other

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okay @missanthropicprinciple this shared head nod belongs in your collection of suggestive spirk head nods

[missanthropicprinciple]

I love how this isn’t spliced together, it’s literally how it was broadcast. I love all their exchanged glances.

[pigegone]

I don't think the seduction is working bestie

[gaytricorder]

“so glad we’re gay and in love.”

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I never understood why people refer to being attracted to green women as Kirk's thing. He is not interested in this and would much rather look at his beautiful husband.

[biblicallyinaccuratespoons]

JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE. WHY ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING ADORABLE. WHY ARE YOU MADE OF GLITTER AND SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS AND LOVE. HOW DARE YOU.

this is an official Jim Kirk appreciation post.

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I have so many strong emotions.

 if this is a real episode, I will probably watch it. 

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Admin McGivers didn't even add the most bizarre part 😭

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I have so many strong emotions.

 if this is a real episode, I will probably watch it. 

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Karl Urban Bones is so 🫶🫶🫶

(oh my god he looks so good here holy shit)

[a-most-beloved-fool]

Tribble in love with Captain Kirk???? Tribble want Kirk booty????

LUSCIOUS LUMPS??????

Transcript:

Panel One: [Image of Captain James T. Kirk] Text (internal monologue of the tribble) reads, "...my golden beloved."

Panel Two: [Image of Kirk holding a squeaking tribble. Spock stands in the background.] Tribble monologue reads, "I sing my siren's song - a beribboned serenade dripping with lust, hunger, and devotion."

Panel Three: [Image of Kirk and Spock walking away.] Tribble monologue reads, "My cries of passion are like an ocean's wave that crashes and dies against the gorgeous crags of his heavenly shore."

Panel Four (on a new page. non-consecutive): [Image of Kirk beginning to sit down in his Captain's chair, which is occupied by a squeaking tribble.] Tribble monologue reads, "The moment arrives, and I cry out in ecstasy. This is it. Fur and flesh. First contact."

Panel Five: [Image of Kirk's ass from the POV of the tribble on the command chair.] Tribble monologue reads, "His luscious lumps lift me to new heights."

Panel Six: [Image of Kirk holding a suspiciously ass-shaped tribble.] Tribble monologue reads, "His divine divot carves into me a chasm that divides my soul into a million screaming voices of joy."

(From IDW's Star Trek 500. There's a preview which includes a few more pages than I photographed here. Which actually... also includes the same pages I took pictures of, but at a higher quality. Oops. Oh well.)

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Wishing I was this Tribble

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James T Kirk has nice tits that's it that's the post