[lalistatos-iskios-blog]

“Misfortune had made Lily supple instead of hardening her, and a pliable substance is less easy to break than a stiff one.”

— Edith Wharton, The House of Mirth (1905)

[frank--enstein]

[raylangivins]

[gayleafpool]

“is it ok for mutuals to dm u” there are some mutuals i’d fuck if they asked come on now

[ivafakename-but-nsfw]

Reblog if it's ok for mutuals to fuck u

[miiilowo]

Killing yourself shouldn't kill you. I should be able to die recreationally

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

[lightweightkate]

I love these so much

[cura-nectarea]

[kosmogrl]

[puissantpunani-222]

Could really use $12000 and an orgasm right now

[desinteresse]

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

[desinteresse]

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

[desinteresse]

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.

[technovillain]

the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

[orcboxer]

• Keyboard with a working N key

[fairycosmos]

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

[loocop-blog]

nothing bad can happen while ur under a blanket just remember that

[pointnclick]

When someone tells me I look tired I don't get offended I'm like thank you for noticing my anguish

[flowersfromunderground]

Be yourself so ppl looking for u can find u

[ri5k]

[sisyphusshrugged]

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

I just don’t understand how anyone could find freckles ugly. They’re so cute. There are women out there who wear makeup that hides their freckles every day, and I think that’s a tragedy

[butterflypeaflowertea]

they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined