Every Episode of Spongebob as a Tarot Spread

Every! Single! Episode! One by one, all as unique tarot spreads meant to reflect the ideas of each storyline. Feel free to use my spreads, credit is super great too. Get read on this blog: TheStarrsAligned Buy me a kofi

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E6a, S1 “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy”

1. You

2. Your ideal/idol

3. The positive way it/they affect you

4. The negative way it/they affect you

5. The negative consequences you bring forward

6.  The positive you bring forward

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E5b, S1 “Home Sweet Pineapple”

1 & 2. What you’ve lost

3. How you’ve attempted to replace it

4. Positive effects of loss

5. Negative effects of loss

6. How to get back what you’ve lost

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E5a, S1 “Pizza Delivery”

1. [Pizza] What must be shared

2. [Obstacles] Obstacles en route

3 & 4. [Walking & Boulder] Method of sharing

5. [Customer] Person to communicate/share with

6. [Missing Drink] Their problems with taking it

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E4b, S1 “Boating School”

1. [Walkie-Talkie] Bad advice

2 & 3. [Boat] Your situation

4. [License] Why you’ve taken the advice

5 & 6. [FLOOR IT] How it could negatively affect your situation

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E4a, S1 “Naughty Nautical Neighbors”

1. [Spongebob] You

2. [Patrick] The person you’re in conflict with

3. [Squidward] Cause of discord

4-6. [Interactions with Squidward] How you’ve tried to replace/ignore them

7. [Squidward’s Messages] Their attachment to this discord

8.  [Squidward’s Messages] Yours

9. [Bubbles] What can mend the relationship

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All my current decks!

Heddy The Housewive’s Tarot Fire. The gossip- romance, “schemes”, drama, etc

Finnian The Black Prism Oracle Air. Logic- what you’re avoiding, warnings

Mom The Fox Tarot Water General & Support- decisions, paths, how to nurture yourself

Aphrodite (Dot) Venus Playing Cards unsure Love- romance, relationships, friendship

Babe DIY Oracle unsure Casual- opinions, understanding self, what you keep around you

Boromir The Hobbit Tarot Fire Defense- protection, moving forward, call outs

Artemis Cosmos Tarot Earth Mental health- where you stand, how to do better, what is real

Ophelia Cosmos Oracle Water Dreams- goals, hopes, focus

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E3b, S1 “Plankton!”

1 & 2. [Spongebob] You

3. [Plankton] What’s controlling you

4. [Krabby Patty] What it is leading you towards

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E3a, S1 “Jellyfishing”

1 & 2. [Wheelchair] What you’re trapped in/What’s keeping you trapped

3 & 4. [Spongebob & Patrick] What’s meant to help

5. [Jellyfish] How that is hurting

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E1b, S1 “Ripped Pants”

1. What you’re doing

2. How it is negatively affecting those around you

3. How to acknowledge/fix that

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E2a, S1 “Bubblestand”

1. [First go like this] What you’re currently doing

2. [Spin around] The big picture

3. [Stop!] What to stop fixating on

4-6. [Double take three times] What to be aware of

7. [Then pelvic thrust] How to act on that

8. [Stop on your right foot, don’t forget it!] What to avoid

9-11. [Now it’s time to bring it around town] How to move forward

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E1c, S1 “Tea at the Treedome”

1. [Spongebob] The situation

2. [Water] What you are doing without

3. [Sandy] Why you are trying to do without it

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E1b, S1 “Reef Blower”

1. [Reef Blower for Squidward] How you see things

2. [Reef Blower for Spongebob] How other see things

3. [Squidward] What you can learn from their perspective

4. [Handle of blower] How to do that

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E1a S1 “Help Wanted”

1. [The spatula] The “impossible”

2. [Squidward & Mr. Krabs] Who/what is making you believe it’s impossible

3. [Anchovies] The obstacles

4. [The burgers] How to use the impossible/find the possible within it