Going Nowhere, But Always Somewhere With A Book.

Awkward, nature-loving, antisocial-book-fiend.

[softest-beigest-pillows]

the first episode he spends entirely with louis is also the first where he doesn’t hallucinate even one person. i’m going to be sick

[memewhore]

[turnabout]

these two communicate on a level we cannot understand with current language.

[greelin]

“what’s up with you and vampires, man?” we don’t have the time to discuss this

[sacredwhores]

Natalia Motuzko - The Voice of Grass (1992)

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

hamlet is so funny all the time. horatio being like ghosts aren’t real. i know this. i know ghosts aren’t real. i am a real mature student who goes to school and studies real mature things so i know ghosts aren’t real. i know this because i go to school. gets to denmark and the guards are like oh you go to school??? thank God we need someone who learned how to talk to ghosts

[ink-and-stars]

@oblivionsdream

[lilaclupin]

In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.

So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It has "I'm just a girl" energy without the misogyny.

We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.

Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English

[the-haiku-bot]

Anyway I think

these deserve to become more

common in English

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[speakfriendaandenter]

I'm still here

[starofhisheart]

armand be like

[limitedseries]

The Vampire Lestat— "The Failures" (1.07)

[perfectfeelings]

“I have buried you in every place I’ve been. You keep ending up in my shaking hands.”

— Bon Iver, A song for a lover of long time ago

[bloodmoonlich]

ESTRUS by Tove Lo (out September 28, 2026)

[sophsun1]

The Muppets (2015)

[ratdesire]

Saw someone say they think the person in the foreground of this shot is Steve and if it is it makes the poses and expressions on Sam + Bucky's faces so much funnier.

[fruitgravies]

the failure(s); the many loves of the vampire lestat

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