Uniquely Average

He/Him Nazis and bots fuck right the hell off

[literallyaflame]

i find substack annoying and difficult to use? i wanted to like it, but i really, really don’t. i crave the ancient blogging days of yore. long ago, you could simply visit a website (containing words) and read (the words)

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[shinynewmemories]

No but the Hunger Games really said "what do you hate more- the atrocities or the people who commit them against you? Because like it or not there IS a difference. If you hate the people who commit acts of pure evil more than you hate the acts themselves, what will stop you from becoming just like your enemies in your pursuit of justice? What will keep you from commiting those very same acts against THEM when the opportunity arises? And what then? The cycle of pain and suffering will never stop. Round and round it'll go. Nothing will ever change. But. BUT. If you hate the atrocities. If you hate the vile, senseless acts MORE than you hate the people who did them to you. If you are able to see that evil is evil regardless of who does it... The cycle ends with you. No, you may never get justice. But you will never be responsible for making others, even your enemies, suffer the same crimes you have. The atrocities will never be committed by you, never by your hand. And that's the way you change the world. It's the ONLY way" and that's why I am sure it will never stop being one of the most relevant works of fiction ever created

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[thepoisonroom]

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

[etrowi]

You’re trying to replace yourself

You’re trying to replace yourself

You’re trying to replace yourself

You’re trying to replace yourself

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[stuckinapril]

Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

[stuckinapril]

She’s so one dimensionally evil you guys 😭😭 how is she real

[mintedwitcher]

read this and remember it. read this and remember that she is going to use the profits of her fucking ego-stroking reboot to decimate trans rights. read this and remember that every time you pay into her IP, you are emboldening her to hurt us more.

our lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

[thememedaddy]

[the-big-mood]

The Olaf animatronic at Disney Adventure World has had its first public malfunction.

[ruinedchildhood]

OLAF FUCKING DIED 😭

[phytohaemagglutinin]

You're laughing. Olaf fucking died and you're laughing.

[important-animal-images]

[theoutcastrogue]

[geigergearz]

I showed them to my mom once and she pointed at the kitten and said “petty theft” and pointed to the big cat and said “grand larceny”

[themythicalcodfish]

let’s burgle with mama

[animentality]

[hedwig-dordt]

Honestly, I don't remember when I started agreeing with the Vatican on important issues and yet here we are

[depsidase]

[theperksofneurodivergency]

The mental gymnastics required to say that effort doesn’t require effort is fucking insane

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[rockergiirl]

[depsidase]

[mreullogy]

[whisperingsoup]

it exists to divide the working class. All labour is skilled labour. Yes including that one. Yes, including that one too.

Do you know what's unskilled labour? Owning capital. There's no labour involved, thus requires no skill. And you can tell because people can be born into owning capital.

[etrowi]

How cruel it is for the cold ashes of memory to combust into a blinding flash of a blaze

immolating me into another time and place

extinguishing back to the here and now with my mind charred and smoking

[sirobvious]

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

[sirobvious]

I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!