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my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

notbeingconstructive

now THAT’s arty.

orriculum

My friend was shuffling a new tarot deck and she said excitedly “I cant wait to see what sort of bond I have with this deck!” And then the first card she pulled was the fool

imamesseffect

Self care is replaying Mass Effect for the millionth time

fanonical

‘bathilda bagshot’ luring harry into her house and refusing to speak to him until hermione was gone, banking on the fact that he wouldn’t notice that he was speaking parseltongue, was a brilliant way to weaponise harry potter’s ridiculous obliviousness to everything that is happening to him

glnger-ale-official

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

hey-im-anxiety-deactivated20190

Op did you say it

princesshamlet-deactivated20210

did you say it op

jumpingjacktrash

“i don’t like either candidate so i won’t vote” what are you thinking, if enough people wuss out we’re going to have President None Of The Above? hey we’re counting the votes and ten percent of voters stayed home and jerked it to their own ideological purity, guess we just won’t have a president and all the executive level decisions will be made by a magic 8-ball for the next 4 years

jumpingjacktrash

i wrote this 2 years ago and – yeah. look, let’s just learn, ok? midterms coming up, pull up your big citizen pants and go do the thing.

sixpenceee

Plant talk. [Jake Likes Onions]

buzzfeed

Not all heroes wear capes.

tyleroakley

i love terry

ruining-the-surprise

Me too

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

What is the most heterosexual thing you have ever seen?

i-will-later-regret-this

Definitely this

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

that is incredibly heterosexual

forestlore

“September came in with golden days and silver nights,”

— J.R.R. Tolkien, from The Return of the King

amethyst-mist

witchy things to do in the fall

spend time outside and pay attention to the changes in the season

make lots of tea and charge it all with good energy

jump in leaf piles

wear cozy sweaters and put wards on them for protection

cover urself in leaves

light an excessive number of candles

eat the leaves

feel the leaves

become the leaves

darkoctober

no-longer-another-bondi-blonde

c3rvida3

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

c3rvida3

‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!