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kordova-deactivated20230908

a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.

kuromi-hoemie

beaft

so if you google "__ puns" you mostly get a bunch of AI websites as the top results, and i am kind of fascinated by them, because they read exactly like the kind of jokes little kids tell when they have recently learned about the concept of Humour but they're too young to understand why things are funny:

great job everyone let's hit the showers

beaft

also if you go deep enough on one of the aforementioned AI pun websites and use particularly obscure search terms you'll find pages like, uh, this one:

i have no idea what's going on here but i kind of love it

beaft

always saying this

beaft

lesbx

oh man. oh golly. oh lord oh geez oh man i sure fucked up my skyrim so badly

lesbx

LUIGI THIS ISNT WEED

troutperch

the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling "assorted animals" and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form

angelicguy

the fucking gorilla glue logo looks like an ad for gorillas. it has nothing to do with glue

ms-demeanor

My college watercolor professor made this logo (or at least that's what he told my class in 2005 and I've seen enough of his credits not to doubt it). Here's one of the images from his website:

It does not appear that he painted gorillas a lot, but when he did he sure seemed to take it seriously.

nochillvids

if u don't like furry girls GROW THE HELL UP—[Post cancelled] HUH WHUH

grouchythefish

Remember when if you wanted to play Tetris you could just download an app called Tetris and the entire game was there and it didn't have any ads or login bonuses or in-app purchases to make the game easier, no logging in or making an account, it didn't want access to your contacts or to send you push notifications. It was just Tetris, the whole Tetris and nothing but the Tetris. That was a better time.

grouchythefish

It's fucking minesweeper! It's minesweeper!!!!! It's a logic game from 1990 that used to come free with computers back when computers were good why the FUCK does it need in app purchases I am going to become a terrorist.

invioletlight

hey, tumblr is doing this new weird shit about y2k. sudden and unexpected, it's going to trigger those bothered by unreality (it's trying to make it seem like it's y2k presently. it triggered me)

if you have ublock origin, here's the elements to block:

www.tumblr.com##.B6Xr2 www.tumblr.com##.zytrC._y4kh

hope this helps. if you don't block the bottom one specifically the "sticker" in the corner keeps coming back which can be even more triggering so. yeah

eregyrn-falls

Also: if you click on the retro-Windows START button at lower left, it's going to change your dash to a weird retro background, and it's going to put a bunch of fake posts on your dash that are meant to look like they were written in the 90s.

There's no OBVIOUS way to turn that off again, once you've clicked it. (It would be nice if a "STOP" button appeared in that fake-Windows control bar, but it doesn't.)

So here's how to get that to go away! Click on the little person icon at upper right. Normally you'd see "Change palette". But if you've turned this "feature" on, you will see "Cruel Summer". (Thanks, and now THAT is stuck in my head.)