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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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we're not kids anymore.
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@spooniesys
a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i've ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can't teach that.
so if you google "__ puns" you mostly get a bunch of AI websites as the top results, and i am kind of fascinated by them, because they read exactly like the kind of jokes little kids tell when they have recently learned about the concept of Humour but they're too young to understand why things are funny:
great job everyone let's hit the showers
also if you go deep enough on one of the aforementioned AI pun websites and use particularly obscure search terms you'll find pages like, uh, this one:
i have no idea what's going on here but i kind of love it
always saying this
oh man. oh golly. oh lord oh geez oh man i sure fucked up my skyrim so badly
LUIGI THIS ISNT WEED
the most “cocomelon shit” i’ve ever experienced in my life was the time i was in calculus II and some girl in front of me was googling "assorted animals" and scrolling through pictures of clipart pigs and horses and shit on her laptop completely focused like it was her tax form
the fucking gorilla glue logo looks like an ad for gorillas. it has nothing to do with glue
My college watercolor professor made this logo (or at least that's what he told my class in 2005 and I've seen enough of his credits not to doubt it). Here's one of the images from his website:
It does not appear that he painted gorillas a lot, but when he did he sure seemed to take it seriously.
if u don't like furry girls GROW THE HELL UP—[Post cancelled] HUH WHUH
Remember when if you wanted to play Tetris you could just download an app called Tetris and the entire game was there and it didn't have any ads or login bonuses or in-app purchases to make the game easier, no logging in or making an account, it didn't want access to your contacts or to send you push notifications. It was just Tetris, the whole Tetris and nothing but the Tetris. That was a better time.
It's fucking minesweeper! It's minesweeper!!!!! It's a logic game from 1990 that used to come free with computers back when computers were good why the FUCK does it need in app purchases I am going to become a terrorist.
hey, tumblr is doing this new weird shit about y2k. sudden and unexpected, it's going to trigger those bothered by unreality (it's trying to make it seem like it's y2k presently. it triggered me)
if you have ublock origin, here's the elements to block:
www.tumblr.com##.B6Xr2 www.tumblr.com##.zytrC._y4kh
hope this helps. if you don't block the bottom one specifically the "sticker" in the corner keeps coming back which can be even more triggering so. yeah
Also: if you click on the retro-Windows START button at lower left, it's going to change your dash to a weird retro background, and it's going to put a bunch of fake posts on your dash that are meant to look like they were written in the 90s.
There's no OBVIOUS way to turn that off again, once you've clicked it. (It would be nice if a "STOP" button appeared in that fake-Windows control bar, but it doesn't.)
So here's how to get that to go away! Click on the little person icon at upper right. Normally you'd see "Change palette". But if you've turned this "feature" on, you will see "Cruel Summer". (Thanks, and now THAT is stuck in my head.)
Click on that, and go back to the palette you were using.
That turns off the fake 90s dashboard stuff. But it doesn't make the fake-Windows bar at the bottom, or the animted "sticker" at lower right go away.
This poem is not a tweet to me
lawyer walks into the court room with their briefcase but it's this
I see there's been misunderstanding.That's the lawyers assistant.The actual lawyer is the one being carried in the briefcase.
a common mistake your honor
branston the eyrie you are a bold one
i think trans milf is a contender for top gender. trans milfs i hope ur all having a good day being sexy and fun
only cowards won't reblog this, why are you resisting trans milfs??
Don't want to interact with housemates today but I have to go past the kitchen to go to bed
I'm bored and going to bed.
I don't know how to use tumblr