[troutperch]

About me

I'm a sneering pseudointellectual philistine, ambiguously leftist layman, sexual deviant, social invalid, recovering online provocateur, reddit wifeguy, and the only heterosexual currently left posting on this website. I am also white, in my twenties, and—perhaps predictably—autistic.

I have somewhat of a distrust in public online spaces and am reluctant to openly share personally identifying information from behind a screen. I am not a difficult person to befriend, though, so if you're interested in getting a more complete picture of the kind of person I am then you're more than welcome to message me directly.

If you have been blocked by me, it is almost certainly not personal—I block generously for the sake of curating my dashboard. I am internet old and don't enjoy picking fights online.

Thanks for dropping by my blog. Ciao!

[second-impact]

[nacht---hexe]

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[crimewave420]

[verygoodcomments]

[badnightbrian]

[audioexorcisms]

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[chilewithcarnage]

[mousidy]

I really would like to not be treated like my body makes me dangerous

[noze2222]

This is a huge issue for transfems even amongst so-called "progressive" people. Saw someone claim that a trans woman "weaponized their AGAB strength" the other day and if that doesn't speak volumes about how we're perceived by the queer community at large I don't know what does

[wikicamp2]

[poopjournalist]

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

[autoserketphilia]

Transphobic piece of media: Hello, my name is Mr. Male "The Crossdresser" Autogynephile. I love dressing in women's clothes (as a cis man!) because it gets me hard. I'm also a villain and evil because of this. My creator(s) do not have charitable views on trans women.

TMEs: OMG!!!!!! he's suuuuuch a gnc boygirl... goals! i looooove campy gay men in media! i want to be a woman in the way he is! why don't trans women like talking to me? :(

[moniquill]

[improbcat]

This comic is 25 YEARS OLD. This doesn't feel like a joke anymore.

[herpsandbirds]

Asian Swamp Eel aka Rice Paddy Eel (Monopterus albus), family Synbranchidae, order Synbranchiformes, found in East and SE Asia

photos: Seah TM, Hyun-tae Kim, & Karolina Tomaszek

[grox]