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25 they/them || current hyperfixation: funger

[doubleca5t]

He's saying what we've all been thinking

[doubleca5t]

For reference, OP's "Hear Me Out" is on the left and the commentor's is on the right

[doubleca5t]

Thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡

[chrispineofficial]

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

[radiation-detector-official]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[anxietyproblem]

[moleshow]

[alanshemper]

*gets closer*

[byjove]

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

[byjove]

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

[byjove]

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

[byjove]

I’m an only child so I have to discuss sensitive family drama with my 38,000 followers instead.

[unclefather]

[inthefallofasparrow]

'was the grink there?' energy

[ianswerstuff]

People these days just posting inside jokes inside the whole damn internet

[inthefallofasparrow]

[dragon-png]

american maid cafe review

[elvis-official]

do you hate the French as much as I do?

Woah mama I don't hate anyone except wizards

[abberationbeforegod-deactivated]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

woah mama you don’t know what you’ve started

[fraenum]

popsicle stik is a pow!erful flavorant in the american cuisine

[teathattast]

[segamascott]

[nntgr]

loaf with mama

[missakinz]

crumb with mama

[bearie]

kittens conversation:

hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile

other kittens: yeah

[worldofgoo]

Okay, here’s an interesting question. What hobbies do you guys have that wouldn’t be apparent from your online presence? Like something you spend a lot of time doing or thinking about beyond whatever you post on your blog.

[malibuklaus]

[teathattast]

[djarinstarwhores]

I feel like people are missing the Very Important reference picture and that's just criminal. Clearly if you look at the dog that inspired the piece, you would understand the inherent validity of the voters' choice.

[sashaforthewin]

Thank you for that addition but I assure you we all already understood the the validity of the voters choice

[albertnatural]