oh worm?

Skunging on my dongus? In this economy? 26

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

[lakevida]

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

[lakevida]

if i got cursed by a witch about two weeks ago will it show up in a urine sample

[dogpuppy]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[wifehaver103947]

Awhoahh idid not know this

[wifehaver103947]

[tyrianluda]

[sylestial]

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[sacred-portal]

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[rslashrats]

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

[original-character-chaos]

These ain't staying in the tags

[aidashakur]

[segamascott]

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]

[lmaonade]

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

[segamascott]