why'd you bring a shotgun to the party?

Hi, I'm Tori, and I cry about Bucky Barnes. Kind of a lot. Ace | Aro | They/Them pronouns pls | INFP I made a new page full of links for you babes. If you ever need anything tagged, just let me know and I will do the thing. (This is a side-blog. I'll follow you as goodnightcecil-goodnight.)

[owenology]

compilation

[aturnoftheearth]

google what does cheating on your wife feel like

google would you consider this cheating

google would you consider this cheating reddit

google signs i’m the cheater

[aturnoftheearth]

google i think i’m cheating on my other wife now

[bimbofication-beam]

OP I apologize in advance for this.

Hey bitch, you’re bold as fuck for posting this and tagging it yucking it up as some cheeky dig at me because Abney cheated on me with you when he went to divorce your demonic ass.

You literally lied to him about being terminally ill and got him to marry you after 4 months for “insurance” then you proceeded to make him do hospice care to hold up your lie and made him bathe you as some perverted trauma bond. You left him after he lost contact with his kid bc of you and said you were a lesbian and have been breadcrumbing him for the 2 years y’all were separated.

Then he dates me and tries to move on bc you ruined his life and his relationship with his child and his reputation. You start this single white female act. Changed your whole Cottagecore aesthetic to mimic me. My style. My mannerisms. My jokes. Posting sonic memes bc I’m a sonic voice actor and you grew up in a CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD YOURE LYING ABOUT BEING ETHNICALLY JEWISH AND HAVE NEVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME BESIDES POCKET CAMP IN YOUR LIFE. Bc you’re fucking insecure and have no personality of your own nothing original or poignant to say all of your “art” is ripped directly from Pinterest and you post Taylor swift lyrics like “woe is me :((“ meanwhile you’re being a psychotic evil bitch and taunting me over social media about fucking up our relationship.

Lol you’re so cheeky! You’re an evil bitch you think you’re so special you had to become me to trick someone you traumatized into cheating with you? You’re pathetic. No one likes you for who you are bc who you are is a manipulative pathological liar so you have a different mask and different story for everyone in your life and it’s clear none of them have ever kicked your ass for it.

I wanna be you, huh? You’re a loser. The second you found out Abney was moving on with me you were so quick to insult me. Call me ugly. Downplay my accomplishments bc you could never be in NYFW. You could never be where I am as an entertainer and artist. You’re sick in the head for trying to bring me down with you.

And since you fucked a month ago on the day y’all divorced, you were either trying to trap him and be another demonic baby mama OR (more likely) you’re just a liar and thought faking a miscarriage would give you sympathy for being a homewrecker. Now I gotta get checked for STDs so I don’t get whatever’s festering in you that you keep trying to pass off as “terminal endo”.

I know you don’t give a shit and are selfish and don’t even care you ruined Abney’s life and my peace. But you’re not lying your way out of consequences anymore.

From the bottom of my heart, I hope you get every bit of negative karma you deserve, “Honey Chava Rubi Gilmore”.

[aturnoftheearth]

this post was about listening to new music

[aturnoftheearth]

[gingertomcat]

Update:

Double what the fuck

[aturnoftheearth]

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[hungry-monkey-fart]

spread the word everyone

[g-l-o-w-y-l-i-g-h-t-s]

Update: They've moved the hotline to a form on their website in an attempt to stem the flow.

[g-l-o-w-y-l-i-g-h-t-s]

Lmao apparently the phone line is back up now. The guy on the other end sounded absolutely exhausted and hung up on me immediately in spite of my serious tone and attempt to make a "realistic" complaint so I'd say things are going great.

[strawberry-haylie]

I live in AZ and one of the other tactics being used here is call them up to tell them what a great job your child’s teacher is doing

[cannabiscomrade]

As an educator working in AZ I personally would prefer that you didn’t provide any commentary on us at all. Putting our names on their radar only opens up the idea of investigation.

[rattlesnek]

Compilation

[rattlesnek]

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[bitchcrime]

obsessed with them

[yournewapartment]

Man door hand hook car door

[vintageeveryday]

Some behind the scenes photographs by Ed Caraeff of Dolly Parton taken during the cover session for her album Heartbreaker on February 15, 1978 in Los Angeles, California.

[harveyguillensource]

Our Valentine, Harvey Guillén (📸 Jen Rosenstein)

[cryptotheism]

I'm an Absentee Atheist. I think a god made the world, but it was an action so insignificant to the higher will that it is not aware we exist, rendering existence effectively godless.

[cryptotheism]

I'm a Mutual Exclusivity Polytheist. I believe the world is woven by several demiurges at once, all of whom are entirely unaware of each other's existence.

[cryptotheism]

I'm a Deferential Semantic Atheist. I believe in a god in the sense that I believe in gravity; as an observed phenomenon that I do not understand, but am confident that other people with more time on their hands can prove the existence of.

[cryptotheism]

I'm an Autogenesis Absentee Deist. I believe that God is instantiated like a mind into the divine clockwork of the material physics of the universe. I am not a Pantheist, as I believe that this mind designed and consciously instantiated itself into the world through some unknown method, however this is annoying to explain at parties so I generally don't talk about it much.

[cryptotheism]

I'm an Antirationalist Manichean. I think God built the world, but the Devil built causality, thus any train of thought that follows logically is incorrect, and the result of trickery.

[cryptotheism]

I'm a radical Hindu-Gnostic Monotheist. I think Brahman should make up it's mind and knock all this "emanation" shit off and squeeze back into a monad.

[cryptotheism]

I'm a Chaos Agnostic. I believe the universe exists in a constantly changing spectrum of divinity from "Was Made By a Present God" to "There is no god" and it changes every 24 hours or so.

[cryptotheism]

I'm an extremely localized animist. Only my dog has a spirit.

[grimeclown]

Op is actually an interfaith spiritualist and channeling each of these deceased in turn

[cryptotheism]

[spoopy-freedom-dorito]

There are people who miss you deeply.

not to sound super impersonal, but if u miss me and my posts and stuff, u can find me over on my main blog at @captain-dorito

and if you’d like to talk to me personally, you’re more than welcome to shoot me a message. 💖💙💖💙

[spoopy-freedom-dorito]

There are people who miss you deeply.

not to sound super impersonal, but if u miss me and my posts and stuff, u can find me over on my main blog at @captain-doritoand if you'd like to talk to me personally, you're more than welcome to shoot me a message. 💖💙💖💙

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[sixpenceee]

Gifs from the horror movie Crimson Peak. It’s an American gothic romance film. After marrying the charming and seductive Sir Thomas Sharpe, young Edith finds herself swept away to his remote gothic mansion in the English hills. Also living there is Lady Lucille, Thomas’ alluring sister and protector of her family’s dark secrets. Able to communicate with the dead, Edith tries to decipher the mystery behind the ghostly visions that haunt her new home. As she comes closer to the truth, Edith may learn that true monsters are made of flesh and blood.

[childhoodremembery]

[sassyblazeprince]

Fashion Sweaters.

If you are attracted by these sweaters, just pick one and take it home.

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[hobgoblinamerica]

Waiting for a @sixpenceee post to load on mobile: Is it going to be interesting or spooky™

[spoopy-freedom-dorito]

*LOUDLY INHALES* A CUTE.

WHO IS THIS AND WHY ARE YOU SPREADING LIES

[spoopy-freedom-dorito]

we used to be friends but i think its just because we stopped talking over time not from a falling out?? but like, i just noticed we have the same personality types bc im also an infp!!!

yooooo, hit me up off anon, i wanna know who u aaarrreee!!! 💗💗💗

[juliuscaesar11]

Coming in 2016

FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO 

THEM

[love-personal]