what's done is done

"Biologically speaking, we are all people made up of smaller people." | medusa. she/they

[zombie-ladymacbeth]

uuuuuhhhhh I'm not good at self promotion but like I'm trying to do more hobby stuff so:

@battyforu : my vampire/vtm/horror sideblog

@medusareads : my bookblr

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.

[wizardarchetypes]

we need another bidoof’s law to refer to the phenomenon where someone says some rude stupid shit in the reblogs of your post and you go to their blog and all their posts are about nature loving you and being kind to each other and cute illustrations about friendship etc. the cognitive dissonance

[canadianwheatpirates]

Fleming's law: the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media

[yvfu]

there's something incestuous about seasoning tofu with soy sauce

[skluug]

crazy that soy can be turned into both flavorless texture and textureless flavor. maybe we should try just keeping both?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Let's try for neither. Take the texture and the flav

Oh wait that's soy milk. Rescind post.

[baglieg]

[fwizard]

[brinnanza]

for all my beloved crop top summer babes: SUNSCREEN THAT BELLY!!! sunscreen everywhere because cancer is not fun or cool or sexy but DO NOT FORGOT BELLY protect that soft soft tummy wear sunscreen with your crop tops okay I love you mwah happy pride

[goodysaurus]

mutuals what perfume or cologne do you use? 👀

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[meanbossart]

Don't forget to thaw your vampire overnight if you plan on using him tomorrow.

[keldabe-kriff]

[eclogues]

hey so i can feel the soil falling over my head

[boonbucks-city-beach]

Hey so my mom stole over $400 worth of my belongings and proceeded to rub that shit in my face afterwards; so any donations I get will be going towards replacing my belongings, finding a way to get away from her, and paying bills at my current residence

Venmo

PayPal

CashApp

Ko-fi

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry

[dragongirlsnout]

Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry

[dragongirlsnout]

don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry

[dragongirlsnout]

if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[moon-lord-big-naturals]

We got that fine classic literature on the island

[tricornonthecob]

Experiences were had

[writerxwren]

This post confused me for a second because why was one of the Bridgerton men locked in someone's shed 😭

[tricornonthecob]

I keep my rakes in the shed to keep them out of the rain, but i fear their water dish has gone dry since the last time i opened it

[waspdaily]

Thank you for your wervice (wasp service)

I'm doing my part o7

[devilhoused]

you can’t give lana del rey more than 50 all time classics

[baerensohn]