Spore Slider

~they/them~ Scadrian misting living on Lumar I'm a slider, but unfortunately bendalloy is really hard to come by (not to mention expensive) so idk ✨sunlight spores all the way!✨ (ooc below) This is a cosmere cremblr rp blog inspired by @rusting-storms! (new to tumblr so I don't know how @ and stuff works lol) I thought the idea was cool and wanted to try it :D This blog has untagged spoilers for ALL COSMERE BOOKS (including WaT) my main is @erratic-dragon-fruit feel free to reblog and comment and all the things yeah :)

[spore-slider]

ok, obligatory introduction post time.

Hi! My name is Tasek Stase, my pronouns are they/them, and I’m a northern Scadrian currently living on Lumar, taking part in a study on the planet’s meteorology (it's actually really interesting please i swear the weather is cool).

I am a bendalloy misting (slider), but unfortunately bendalloy is too expensive to ship all the way out to Lumar (even with the growing aether mines near the lunagrees), so I don’t get to practice much.

I do not support off-world domination of native investiture! Currently trying to get more codes passed to protect the Lunagrees as natural preserves, but we’ll see how it goes. Sadly the spores, especially zephyr, represent too much of a profit for use in FTL industries.

I also have an intense love of parentheses (if that wasn't already obvious).

So that’s it! I’ll mainly be posting updates about my work on Lumar, as well as any other interesting things I find!

[local-cadmium-addict]

Intro post or something!

Hiya all! I'm a cadmium misting from the big city Elendel! I'm not very caught up on current affairs here on Scadriel, mostly due to the Pulsing. I'm not very familiar with any of the other types of misting or ferrings but I'm super good at pulsing!

Some minor things about me! My favorite hobby (other than burning cadmium) is messing with people and doing silly street performances! My favoritest color is red! CADMIUM RED! I like to take my cadmium in vials of pink and red edible glitter suspended in my special alcohol mix!

Ooc here!

This is my first time making an oc/rp blog for any fandom so please be nice to me! Local Chromium Addict is meant to seem pretty crazy and will be cringe at times if I think it would be fun/funny. I do plan to give the Addict a name at some point, as well as some lore stuff over time!

Mainblog is @naerisstarflower if you want to bother me over there!

[spore-slider]

Heyy finally another person here!! welcome to cremblr, home of a whole lot of complaining about the malwish empire

I love your metal vials and will be stealing that idea, thanks

[nooneinnportant]

The more meteorologically inclined among you might be wondering about the planet’s weather patterns and water cycle.

If you’re one of those to whom these things are extremely important, you have my sympathies. It’s never too late to develop a personality. Maybe go to a party. But try to avoid topics like weather patterns and water cycles. Unless of course you can do it like me.

... This is why you have no friends, Hoid.

[spore-slider]

well some of us happen to be professional meteorologists on lumar and don’t appreciate worldhoppers skewing our important data collection

[spore-slider]

I’m gone for a month and suddenly there’s a chasmfiend kidnapping everyone what is happening

[rusting-storms]

On Lumar????

[spore-slider]

I mean I hope not but who knows, maybe chasmfiends can elsegate for all I know

[spore-slider]

I’m gone for a month and suddenly there’s a chasmfiend kidnapping everyone what is happening

[pinkplasma6083]

Can’t wait for mistborn era 3 where our trans girl protagonist takes her metal vials with monster energy while she spends weeks looking to buy unsealed gold metal minds to help with her transition process.

[spore-slider]

@rusting-storms

[hoidianslips]

He's a ten, but the red sequin booty shorts/Hawaiian shirt combo has to go.

[inferno-the-skywing]

How dare you! That's the hottest part of his wardrobe!

[crypticdesign031297]

Socks and sandals too those gotta go

[the-first-gem]

Given that you spray painted me once, I'm not listening to your fashion tips.

[1kit]

And you're good at fashion?

[the-first-gem]

Red sequin booby shorts, Hawaiian shirt, socks, and sandals. Are you not listening?

[inferno-the-skywing]

That sounds gorgeous, don't listen to the haters.

[the-first-gem]

Not listening is one of my areas of expertise.

[sebarial-the-economist]

@kaladinsuniformviolationslog care to weigh in?

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

not my area. Ask @horsolin-kholin

Except for the not listening, he is absolutely right that he's made it an utterly infuriating art form.

[horsolin-kholin]

That combination could work, if you match the colors right. Eye-searing, but intentional.

[1kit]

What @the-first-gem neglected to mention was the boot on his head

[horsolin-kholin]

A bold choice. I respect it.

[the-first-gem]

Why thank you. You've always been my third-favourite Kholin.

[horsolin-kholin]

Third favorite??

[the-first-gem]

Well yes. I dated your cousin. And I think you'd agree that your brother is the best of the Kholin lot.

[horsolin-kholin]

You’re right, Renarin is the best. But. Excuse me. What do you mean you dated my cousin. Jasnah. You dated Jasnah.

[the-first-gem]

And as much as you don't wish to admit it, Jasnah is your cousin.

[horsolin-kholin]

I like Jasnah. I didn’t know she dated.

[the-first-gem]

Hmm. Yes. That actually makes complete sense. The entire time I was dating her she didn't really strike me as the romantic type.

[horsolin-kholin]

Presumably, that’s why you’re no longer dating.

[the-first-gem]

No, that's because I'm an idiot who never admitted his love, and a habitual secret-keeper. Among other faults.

[horsolin-kholin]

At least you can-

Wait, hold on.

Did you mean to write booby shorts?

[the-first-gem]

Somebody noticed my comedic genius!

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

oh for the almighty's sake

[horsolin-kholin]

I'm honestly curious what booby shorts would look like.

[nightblood-type-iv-entity]

I don't know. Maybe they're evil! Then we could destroy them.

[spore-slider]

given how popular the red sequin booby shorts seem to be on this planet id definitely call them evil

[nightblood-type-iv-entity]

You should draw me! We can destroy evil! You just need to make sure you have a lot of Bendalloy to invest yourself with so I don't consume you.

[spore-slider]

anything to destroy the booby shorts 👍

[hoidianslips]

He's a ten, but the red sequin booty shorts/Hawaiian shirt combo has to go.

[inferno-the-skywing]

How dare you! That's the hottest part of his wardrobe!

[crypticdesign031297]

Socks and sandals too those gotta go

[the-first-gem]

Given that you spray painted me once, I'm not listening to your fashion tips.

[1kit]

And you're good at fashion?

[the-first-gem]

Red sequin booby shorts, Hawaiian shirt, socks, and sandals. Are you not listening?

[inferno-the-skywing]

That sounds gorgeous, don't listen to the haters.

[the-first-gem]

Not listening is one of my areas of expertise.

[sebarial-the-economist]

@kaladinsuniformviolationslog care to weigh in?

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

not my area. Ask @horsolin-kholin

Except for the not listening, he is absolutely right that he's made it an utterly infuriating art form.

[horsolin-kholin]

That combination could work, if you match the colors right. Eye-searing, but intentional.

[1kit]

What @the-first-gem neglected to mention was the boot on his head

[horsolin-kholin]

A bold choice. I respect it.

[the-first-gem]

Why thank you. You've always been my third-favourite Kholin.

[horsolin-kholin]

Third favorite??

[the-first-gem]

Well yes. I dated your cousin. And I think you'd agree that your brother is the best of the Kholin lot.

[horsolin-kholin]

You’re right, Renarin is the best. But. Excuse me. What do you mean you dated my cousin. Jasnah. You dated Jasnah.

[the-first-gem]

And as much as you don't wish to admit it, Jasnah is your cousin.

[horsolin-kholin]

I like Jasnah. I didn’t know she dated.

[the-first-gem]

Hmm. Yes. That actually makes complete sense. The entire time I was dating her she didn't really strike me as the romantic type.

[horsolin-kholin]

Presumably, that’s why you’re no longer dating.

[the-first-gem]

No, that's because I'm an idiot who never admitted his love, and a habitual secret-keeper. Among other faults.

[horsolin-kholin]

At least you can-

Wait, hold on.

Did you mean to write booby shorts?

[the-first-gem]

Somebody noticed my comedic genius!

[kaladinsuniformviolationslog]

oh for the almighty's sake

[horsolin-kholin]

I'm honestly curious what booby shorts would look like.

[nightblood-type-iv-entity]

I don't know. Maybe they're evil! Then we could destroy them.

[spore-slider]

given how popular the red sequin booby shorts seem to be on this planet id definitely call them evil

[cake-apostate]

Did Hoid call you a nerd for wondering where water comes from on Lumar?

Yes

No

How do wells work without groundwater?! Are these air wells?! TELL ME BRANDO!!

Show Results

Voting ended onMay 16, 2023

[spore-slider]

considering I am actually here to study the lumaran water cycle yes

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

scadrian tumblr dash simulator:

moot 1: visited their memorial today and WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THE ASCENDANT WARRIOR WAS FINE AS FUCK. she was so out of the last emperor's league holy shit.

moot 2: AAAA MY SOONIE PUP CAME IN!!!!!! HE'S SO SCRIMBLO ALDKFKSKRJKFJSKRKFKEKERKS

moot 3: nah lowkey hot take allomancer jack is such a good story. the deeper subtext?? the literary undertones??? an UNRELIABLE NARRATOR???? ugh I can't

moot 4: guys what do I do if my Pathian earring gets infected? I've been trying to keep it in and not rust it up but it keep bleeding and I'm really tired of this. will harmony forgive me if I use a clip on?

moot 5: my ex bestie just dragged me to the stage play for allomancer jack and the pits of eltonia and lord ruler it is terrible. I don't know how they managed to make it worse than the original but they did and I don't know if I can talk to her ever again

moot 6: guys I just heard something on my roof crack for the fifth time this week what are my rights am I legally allowed to shoot a coinshot for destruction of property

moot 4: hearing voices at 2pm btw hahahahahahahha

moot 2: just got mauled by a wolfhound in the street lmao wtf even is my life

moot 1: ok I know harmony failed at resurrecting the ascendant warrior and all that but does anyone have any ideas

moot 7: I am SO TIRED of people calling TenSoon a wolfhound he is obviously a wolfDOG shut the fuck UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

moot 8: COINSHOTS. ARE. MEANT TO FLYYYY YY Y Y Y HANDS UP AND TOUCH THE SKY YY Y YYY CAN'T STOP CUZ WE'RE SO HIIIIIIIIII I I I IGH HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFU-

moot 3: my best friend just told me to kill myself (⁠ノ⁠T⁠＿⁠T⁠)⁠ノ⁠ ⁠＾⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[spore-slider]

Hey, so I'm not actually @the-voice-of-god, and I gave you a bead of Atium, you can burn it just fine.

-💕

well in any case thank you for the bead of incredibly rare and expensive metal, but there is a slight minor problem in the fact that last time I checked I’m not an atium misting…? I don’t think I can burn this…?

unless it’s like lerasium, I suppose…

research time!!

[spore-slider]

How would you like a donation of mechanical apparatus to test the water cycle, by exploring the seas without much more risk?

wow hey! you’re one of Invention’s people right?

I mean, that sounds amazing but I might need more elaboration? shardic sponsorships being what they are these days, I’d rather *not* end up in eternal debt.

I’m curious what you mean by minimizing risk, though? We’ve tried most of what we can think of, and it doesn’t help much. Silver’s expensive with the threnodite monopoly.

Anyway, I’d love to hear more!

[1kit]

Kinda one of Inventions people. And what I mean is a sealed vessel which should be able to traverse under the spore seas without them, you know, exploding, specially designed and all. The only /price/ is that you allow me to do so, and that you share all findings

[spore-slider]

then I’d love to collaborate! If you can get something of that scale shipped all the way out there I would love to utilize it and share the findings! I can’t imagine they’d be of much interest to non-lumarans but regardless we’re all desperate for funding so

[spore-slider]

How would you like a donation of mechanical apparatus to test the water cycle, by exploring the seas without much more risk?

wow hey! you’re one of Invention’s people right?

I mean, that sounds amazing but I might need more elaboration? shardic sponsorships being what they are these days, I’d rather *not* end up in eternal debt.

I’m curious what you mean by minimizing risk, though? We’ve tried most of what we can think of, and it doesn’t help much. Silver’s expensive with the threnodite monopoly.

Anyway, I’d love to hear more!

[spore-slider]

*gives you bendalloy, a mysterious metal bead, and a spike made out of the same metal*

-💕

umm. I appreciate the bendalloy but I’m 99% hemalurgy is outlawed by my travel contract? (Also I am not eager to stick a spike into my body thank you)

where did you even get this?? I don’t recognize this metal as one of the allomantic ones??? and I’m not swallowing that weird bead either

wait a second

hey @the-voice-of-god stop trying to spike me i’m not that gullible

[the-voice-of-god]

Who me?

[spore-slider]

yeah I mean I seem to remember a certain part of scadrials history when you entered people’s minds with hemalurgy so like I’d rather not

[spore-slider]

*throws an open water bottle at you*

oh rusts oh ruin—

*several explosions and broken windows later*

you.

[spore-slider]

*gives you bendalloy, a mysterious metal bead, and a spike made out of the same metal*

-💕

umm. I appreciate the bendalloy but I’m 99% hemalurgy is outlawed by my travel contract? (Also I am not eager to stick a spike into my body thank you)

where did you even get this?? I don’t recognize this metal as one of the allomantic ones??? and I’m not swallowing that weird bead either

wait a second

hey @the-voice-of-god stop trying to spike me i’m not that gullible

[two-braincells-in-a-trenchcoat]

Telling someone to touch grass is so much funnier on Roshar. Like,

“Excuse me, brightlord, but I’m gonna need you to storm all the way off to Shinovar with your nonsense.”

[spore-slider]

on Lumar it’s even better because sometimes they use “grass” as slang for verdant spores…. pretty much attempted murder at this point

[rusting-storms]

"Touch Grass" on Scadrial: Go outside

"Touch Grass" on Roshar: Do the impossible

"Touch Grass" on Lumar: Kys