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What does noon to afternoon mean?

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12:00-12:01

He dips his hands in wet cement and then goes home. He does this every day. Just for his dog.

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Priceless Stone

Not one of my usual stories but I love the meaning behind it. From here

One day a young boy asks his father what is the value of his life. Instead of answering a father told his son to take this rock and go sell it at a market. If anybody ask the price raise two fingers and don’t say anything. The boy then went to the market and a woman ask “how much is this rock, I want to put it in my garden?” The boy didn’t say anything and raised up two fingers and the woman said $2? I’ll take it!

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Forever reblogging this.

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And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

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Wtf????

theryanproject

Smoove with it too

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This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.

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“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

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reminds me of this gif

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Baseball players are to be feared

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Reblogging for the last one

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^Same for me

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They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

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much woah

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Oh my god this is a lucky universe

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every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”