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[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[randomslasher]

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

[depsidase]

[havingapoemwithyou]

poem by Langston Hughes

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[yujateaandpi]

All all all

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[foxglovedforest]

The kids are aight

[s1ck0]

Juliette Brocal

[brachiosaurus-on]

I like to imagine that at least once during the clone wars someone sent a report to General Kenobi and a very tired Master Kenobi just graded it and sent it back.

[redminibike1]

#my type of amusement varies based on whose report was graded#Ahsoka revises the mistakes and politely resubmits assuming Obi-Wan is teaching her how to write better reports#Anakin throws a tantrum because he’s a knight now and nothing is ever good enough for Obi-Wan anyway#Cody immediately picks up on what must have happened and sends the report back with some revisions accepted and some rejected#Mace calls him and tells him to take a nap#Yoda goes over the entire report with a green pen (Obi-Wan used red) and corrects the sentence structure to match his speech patterns#Waxer and Boil spend several hours overthinking whether or not the General is upset with them#Depa calls just to laugh at him like an older sister#Luminara wonders if this is a joke from Obi-Wan or a critique from Councilor Kenobi before she figures it out#Admiral Yularen just blinks at it because he knew working with Jedi was an experience but wow#Palpatine is enraged and seething at this power play he does not understand#it consumes his thoughts even after Obi-Wan sends an apology which obviously must be part of the power play

HEY HEY HEY you CANNOT leave these in the tags!! You CAN’T

[brachiosaurus-on]

#there has to also be a time when he corrects his own report

@flimsiplastfolio congratulations on having the funniest addition to this post

[brachiosaurus-on]

#quinlan vos just sends it back with more errors

honorable mention @foundfamilynonsense

[roberttingle]

annoying when shows set in the medieval period have the women with thier hair just long and unstyled and out . girl go put on your wimple girl 🤦‍♀️

[elvensilk]

like there are so many fun medieval hair and headgear options, it's so boring just seeing loose beachy waves meant to appeal to 21st century beauty standards

put that hot prince in a gay little hood with an ostrich feather or so help me god

[yayxstitch]

[taylortaylormoon]

A jack of all trades? Nah, of course not! I am a Hoe of all hobbies

[boimgfrog]

trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

[boimgfrog]

i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ

[boimgfrog]

hey guys we don't have to rb this post. like we can keep it to ourselves. we can let this post not be rbed.

[greseadraws]

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing @monikoishi's tags because they're banger.

[hawberries]

hello. this week i will be bringing you: haikyuu but it's girls

[puncertainty]

a leap of faith !

[uninterestedemby]

They make me physically ill

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[depsidase]