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Aree | 20 | Canada | Sorry in advance for this trash

[eroticfriendfictions]

[karunator-deactivated20190617]

[justlearningasigo-deactivated20]

WhAt

[thenintenerd]

IM TOTALLY THE GUY THAT COMES UP OMG

[heathens-and-kings]

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.

[heathens-and-kings]

this has gained over 18,000 notes in the last 24 hours and I feel the need to tell y’all that I’ve never seen a star wars movie all the way through. when I wrote this I was 100% relying on the hope that he didn’t run in the films or some nerd was gonna drag my ass

[neurodivergent-crow]

This addition had enhanced this post 800%

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[taradiddled]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

[doctorproctorr]

Can’t take that chance

[gifsboom]

[threesideddream]

I’m both

[sonoanthony]

Wholesome

[shineeisforever]

God just really didnt want me to experience romance huh

[vyctornikiforov]

HOW CAN

THIS BOY

BE REAL?!

[holdup-deactivated20190324]

he isnt? hes a cartoon character

[hopepunkdave]

I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information

[sanattafrank]

sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i need a popular blog to reblog this b/c it has 8 notes and that is unacceptable 

[kyonite]

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

[thebootydiaries]

feeling egg

[thebootydiaries]

oh my god

[thebootydiaries]

guys for real im laughing so hard rn

[nobodyy-knowws-blog]

I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg

[chowderin]

i love 13 year olds

[sense-ascendere]

In honor of Britney Spears’ birthday (December 2), I want to remind everyone that this woman was publically ostracized for struggling with the onset of mental illness, divorce, and loosing custody of her children after years of media scrutiny and hypersexualization starting at the age of 17. No, she is not just a crazy woman who shaved her head. She’s the victim of an industry that loves to build a woman up before tearing her down.

[alwayskeepingitonehundred-deact]

No one be listening to me that's why I got a blog in the first place

[27-tater-tots]

[thatsthat24]

Please enjoy… A Misleading Compliment 🤲

[spot-i-fry]

LMAO HE THREW HIM INTO THE AIR I LOVE THIS 

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

[simonbitdiddle]

THAT’S what the string on the tampon is for! It’s to guide the pee out!

[eggpuffs]

this drama is too real

[chenisthebestkitty]

I can relate to this way better than I should be able to