SpottedGoldfish

[insomniac-arrest]

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

[chaos-goblin-time]

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from on the head

[weaver-z]

I want to be a white dad in a horror movie

[weaver-z]

Currently moving my brunette wife and our dejected children into an abandoned ghost factory for a fresh start

[weaver-z]

Honey, don't worry about our daughter's new habit of standing in front of the security camera in her playroom and murmuring about bones every night. That's probably just something women do

[weaver-z]

Why shouldn't our son play in the pitch black sub-basement that was walled shut with bricks until I started renovations? He's a growing boy

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[souda-souda]

[spottedgoldfish]

@sometimesia2

[teathattast]

Wake up babe new fish dropped

[adhd-alien]

How ADHD can influence relationships (romantically or not).

I fixed an older comic!

If you want to support the BLM movement but got no money, you can watch this video on YouTube to donate! Turn off ad-Blocker and don’t mute :)

[adhd-alien]

Sometimes, you really want to concentrate and get work done, but then...

(Something small I’ve done for hourly comic day! This happened to me today even though I took my medication... )

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

Common phrases said to you before you realise you have Adhd

[thesassyducks]

this is an important video

[bixbiboom]

[ID: A tweet from Laura Bailey @.LauraBaileyVO that reads: “Super excited about my 2yr old telling me he hears Nana living in the walls.” /end ID]

[ID: A tweet from Travis Willingham @.WillingBlam in response to the previous tweet that reads: “NO” /end ID]

[ID: A tweet from Laura Bailey @.LauraBaileyVO in response to the initial that reads: “Oh cool he’s saying hi to her” /end ID]

[ID: A tweet from Travis Willingham @.WillingBlam in response to the previous tweet that reads: “STOP” /end ID]

[yassmines]

this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN

[yassmines]

god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE

[doodlemeimpressed]

Australia is going to execute a pigeon

[doodlemeimpressed]

they’re going to kill my man Joe the Pigeon

[doodlemeimpressed]

HE WAS PARDONED

[midnineties]

i’m just going insane

[cosmonautroger]

[pictureamoebae]

i love this so much

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

[sapphireswimming]

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

[call-me-schmidt]

[sandersstudies]

This is obviously about Phasmophobia but I actually prefer it with no context

[the-clown-wars]