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Legends only
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Sade Olutola

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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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Origami Around

shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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macklin celebrini has autism
Not today Justin

if i look back, i am lost

titsay
Xuebing Du
official daine visual archive
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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The influencer:
The influenced:
Legends only
telling my kids this was supernatural
writing tip #2710:
just kill everyone. oh – in the novel. yeah, of course i meant in the novel, what d
writing tip #2683:
you can only shift the POV if the next narrator is more attractive than the last. there’s no going back
I am laughing so hard oh my god clickhole
If you just scrolled past, don’t. Go back and read it. I promise it is not what you think
Franzen has a point.
Powerful Photos From the Indigenous Peoples March on Washington
On Friday, January 18, Indigenous organizers took their movement to the capitol, inaugurating the first-ever Indigenous Peoples March on Washington (#IPMDC19). According to organizer Roberto Borrero, who spoke with Teen Vogue, over 1,000 people representing more than 100 tribal nations marched in Washington, D.C. — traditionally Paskatawe land — calling for policies that strengthen Native sovereignty and recognition of the deep injustices that continue to affect their communities.
Organizers for the event claim that the violence of settler colonization hasn’t disappeared into the past; today, it takes form as extractive industry land violations, police brutality, disappearing Native women and girls, systematic voter suppression, contaminated natural resources, structural poverty, and other manifestations of collective oppression. These challenges afflict communities everywhere, from South Dakota to Guatemala.
Speakers at the march inspired the crowd to keep organizing to protect their rights and also facilitated group prayers and dances. The day in Washington, D.C. was as much about strengthening future coalitions as healing from past trauma. After centuries of forced assimilation, genocide, and erasure, the Indigenous movement shows tremendous resilience — as signs held by those on the ground read, “we are still here,” “we are unafraid,” and “we are rising up.”
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📸: Hanna Wallis
I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?
you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse
some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met
my quintessential example of this:
i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.
i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.
I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.
He wasn’t done being held!!!
i have had multiple cats that enjoyed being bowled
yeah. drop cat? fine. toss cat? fine. bowl cat? also fine. as long as the cat is cool with you personally and familiar with the thing, none of these will hurt them or distress them. one of my cats would actively solicit bowling on a stretch of smooth floor.
and then there was maya, who enjoyed being launched across the room from the bed by foot catapult. cats are made of rubber basically.
contrast my mom’s dog george, who would get up on the couch, then cry to be helped down because he was scared to jump.
My cat used to use the sofa as a runway before launching himself across the living room to land on the bean bag. Then he would meow loudly until I fluffed the goddamn bean bag back up.
my cat has arthritis so i put him down gently. But every single time I have him in my arms and we get close to my bed he tries to Cat by leaping out of my fucking arms.
And since he really can’t get enough air i end up usually throwing him onto the bed. Once he tried while we were too far away and i basically threw him into the side of the bed where he bounced off.
fucking cats
I have done this out of horrible, horrible reflex to so many little yappy dogs.
writing tip #2307:
you don’t have to please everyone, so don’t try. instead, find the richest person and go from there
writing tip #2225:
allegories don’t exist and if you use them you’re challenging god
Catastrophe
thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing
I am unhappy with how perfectly this works.
I refuse to believe that this wasn’t the backup song for in case Zep refused to let them use Immigrant Song.
Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
… I am unironically here for this
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
The only adaptation that’s accurate
a history of eurovision pianos
nothing beats out of context eurovision
writing tip #865:
writing when the moon is full is very difficult if you are a werewolf
One of those “characters get to read/watch their source material and use it to change the future” fics, except instead of the original show/book/whatever they just get handed a pile of memes, overly specific headcanons, incorrect quotes, and edits and have to try to piece together the plot from that.
Harry Potter: okay I have no idea how we defeat Voldemort, but apparently I survive long enough to give my kid a name everyone is really mad about. I think it’s Albus Severus? Maybe? I can’t actually tell– oh, this one is just a list of everyone who dies in the future! That’s something
*A bunch of Jedi sprawled around the temple with piles of datapads everywhere*
“Okay this is the twelfth joke I’ve seen about Anakin falling to the Dark Side and slaughtering younglings so I think it’s real”
“Careful, remember how many we found that claimed that Jar Jar Binks is the Sith Master? And we concluded that that one was probably a joke.”
“Are we sure? That theorist was pretty convincing”
Newton, Massachusetts. Newton Free Library Bookmobile, With Some Rather Dry Titles 1920.