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[thinginyourattic]

Cthulhu being the face of Cosmic Horror was really just a matter of good character design, like, most people who know Lovecraft’s other works agree that Color From Out Of Space was way better, the King in Yellow has been around longer, Yog-Sothoth, Nyarlathotep and Azathoth were more important (Lovecraft actually considered Yoggie the most important member of the myths, to the point where he considered naming the myths after him,) but we all went with the priest who got his ass beat not by eldritch rituals, another god, or even just sufficient artillery, but ramming a boat into him.

Yet none of them had the simple, yet memorable design of a green dragon-man with a cuttlefish for a head.

[psych-is-the-name]

Alright. Its been 3 years since The Flavor(tm) was relevant, but my grocery store randomly had both ingredients so I'm legally obligated to try it

For those who don't know: The Flavor(tm) is a 50/50 mix of Mike's harder cranberry and cucumber lime Gatorade. Some people say the mix tastes like an error message, tv static, or ozone.

[lazywitchling]

Whew. Okay, that took longer than I thought, but I added a crap ton of witchy book reviews to my Neocities. The ones with reviews have an arrow you can click to expand the review. It MIGHT not work in the tumblr browser, so if you're mobile you may have to open in your browser of choice instead.

[sproutofgrain]

What a gorgeous website 🤩

(the link worked perfect on mobile)

[megafaunabracket]

Tumblr's Favorite Godzilla Monster Bracket, 15th Place Match

Gigan VS Megalon

Gigan

Megalon

Voting ended onMar 27

[i-cant-believe-its-not-silk]

Dracula flow quotes but they're so much worse

We smoking that childhood friend netoraie.

No one expects that Morgan Freeman gussy.

We was smoking melatonin, Got that Sandman asking for hazard pay.

I was out charting the gender spectrum when the kill squad came, They should have known, They didn't.

They sent me too the mines but I just started peeling carrots.

Smokey the bear with that smoking hot wear, You're a furry now bitch.

I taught my woman how to do math, now she spitting fire like a witch.

My granola bars ask for permission.

The doors are screaming and I'm in the shower eating soap.

I pay my enforcers in exposure.

I expected the Spanish inquisition.

Vampire tried to steal my blood little did she know I was zooming on that brimstone and garlic butter.

I get bought by the Blahaj I'm moving different.

The last thing he heard before I ultra booty blasted his ass with my revovler was me screaming my attack name before I let the shadow wizards take him.

I sold my soul for 67 human teeth.

Team rocket challenged me to a poke battle I pulled out that Glock.

My fingers were itching I pulled out that bonesaw.

I put the fire mage in a cave, we smoking vacuums.

we smoking dungeon cores.

I don't care if I get vaccinated I'm already autistic.

Call my bitch Autistic Enterocolitis the way she destroys my asshole.

Musicians summon me by playing tritones.

We smoking bubonic doctors.

I'm Nurgle's wet dream walking different.

I kept my bones from joining skeleton war.

My trans-gun stuck on corpse mode.

I jumped on the trampoline until i fell through it.

I don't move around the fire, I just sit inside the smoke.

we in that campfire pinewood smoke.

we snuffing them M1 Garand vapers.

ambulances slow down for me.

we sniffing that swamp fog.

I say … out loud in my conversations.

I go for the kneecaps I don't even care if they sue me.

Ain't no one gonna see me without my emotional support racoon girl.

I've never even seen a marvel movie.

Reach for my armpit I'll turn you into a musk slut.

Its over now you are welcome.

I take no responsibility for my autistic rizz.

[caldraws]

hey bi people

[graceful-not]

Holy fuck

[collie-cutie]

How could you forget 420A55?

[polarity-undisturbed]

ok hold on I have to check this

yep it's legit

#B00B69

#420A55

#042069

[dearparentheses]

Paul Evans

[bebx]

THEY ARE SO CUTE

[curiositysavesthecat]

Did you get all 3 of them?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJan 1

[heatherwitch]

Night three of no power after the windstorm, with current estimations being “sometime next week” for it being restored in my area.

I live in a rural area so most of us are prepared for events like this, but it’s still a wonderful time to build community. I have some elderly neighbors across the valley who we already help out (we plow their driveway, shovel the walkways and bring their trash can down the hill to the main road every week, and if the weather is bad one of us will drive them sixty miles to the city for cancer treatment). Their generator wasn’t working so they’re borrowing mine. I have gas heating and a gas range, plus an off-brand jackery battery and plenty of lanterns so I’m totally fine without it!

The only way to get water here is from a well, but the pumps don’t work without power. Everyone has a surplus of water set aside but a lot of that is iffy on being drinking safe. My mom lives about thirty miles away and her home is solar powered so I drove out there yesterday to save all the food in my freezer, and collected containers from a few of my neighbors to fill with fresh water from her well. (It’s not really worth using limited gas to run the generators just to pump water, most people are using it to save the meat in their freezers). And yes we could boil water to make sure it’s drinking safe, but fresh water is a much better option!

We got lucky with the temperature dropping last night, so we were able to save a lot of the food from our fridges by putting it outside, but it’s not quite cold enough to safely keep food frozen.

Anyways, our community already existed because we’re isolated from other places (not in a dramatic way, but it is 30 minutes to the closest town). But it’s constantly reinforced by checking in on each other when there’s a bad storm, plowing someone’s driveway if they haven’t gotten to it, asking if they want the trash brought down if they forgot it’s garbage day, bringing the wayward dog back home, even just a simple wave as you drive by.

But if you don’t already have that level of community, it is something you can start to build especially in times like a power outage or storm. Just check in on your neighbors and start a conversation. Sometimes asking for, or accepting help can be a huge step in building community. And sometimes it feels really awkward but it’s worth making the effort and putting yourself out there. Even if nothing comes of it for a long time—perhaps even years—they’ll likely remember that you reached out and are someone who is willing to help if they need it.

[germonline]

my oc named network (HE/IT)

[butterfly-sapphic]

I thought you censored the colour pallet but then i realized

[ftl-faster-than-life]

Kind of funny how when you're obsessed with a certain character their mere presence on your screen can lift your mood. Like yeah I have probably like 10 diagnosed and undiagnosed ways my brain works atypically but one of those quirks makes it possible for The Character to salvage my whole day.

[cryptotheism]

Occultism in the era of loneliness is fundamentally a historical materialist endeavor. Sages these days come pre-disabused of perennialist wisdom, or they parrot it tiredly. The conclusive is a dream and a stupid one. But history! Ah! This really Shi'ur's the Qomah. God is dead but his fingernails are growing. Take your data to the house of night and see if she gives you grant money. It's that or a Patreon.

[cryptotheism]

Morally; this is cowardice stemming from a lack of imagination. But damn you need something to do between sunrises. I need a hobby and you need a show. Helps with the whole Age of Loneliness thing.

[targetedknowledge]

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Masterpost: How to write a story?

Compilation of writing advice for some aspects of the writing process.

How to motivate myself to write more

How to get rid of writer’s block

Basic Overview: How to write a story

How to outline a story

How to come up with plot

How to create a character

How to make a character unique

How to name your characters (Masterpost)

How to start a story

How to write a prologue

How to write conversation

How to write witty banter

How to write the last line

How to write a summary

How to write a book description

How to write romance

How to write friendships

How to write emotions (Masterpost)

How to write an argument

How to write yelling

How to write anger

How to write betrayal

How to title fanfiction

How to write an unreliable narrator

First Person vs. Third Person POV

How to write character deaths

How to leave a strong first impression

How to use songs in a fanfiction

How to name fictional things

How to write self-insert fics

How to write multiple points of view

Introducing a group of characters

Large cast of characters interacting in one scene

How to write dual timelines

How to slow down time

Redemption arc

Plot twists

Fatal Character Flaws

good traits gone bad (Masterpost)

Slow burn

Explanation posts about writing terms

What is…

AU ideas

Favourite tropes

Tropes of the day

List of Genres

Drabble vs. One-Shot

Advice for writing relationships

Masterpost: how to write relationships + romance

More specific scenarios

How to write a bilingual character

How to write a character with glasses

How to write heterochromia

How to write a girldad

How to write taking care of a tired partner

How to create a villain

Reasons for becoming a villain

How to write a morally grey character

How to write an inferiority complex

How to write a road trip

How to create and write a cult

How to write amnesia

How to write being stabbed

How to write a stratocracy

How to write a heist

How to write the mafia

Criminal past comes to light

Ideas for traumatic experiences

How to create an atmosphere (Masterpost)

How to write a college party

How to write royalty (Masterpost)

Paramilitary Forces/ Militia

Superpowers Masterpost (Hero x Villain)

Inconvenient things a ghost could do

A Queen’s Assassination Plot

Reasons for leaving their land

Crime Story - Detective’s POV

Evil organization of assassins

Evil wins in the end

Causes for the apocalypse

Last day on earth

Liminal Spaces

Workplace AUs

Signs of co-dependency

What to wear in a desert

What to wear in the arctic

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[charitysstories]

Writing masterpost!💕

[lesbinewren]

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[lesbinewren]

“ikr i only use it for-“ whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually

[fairycosmos]

i was so angry at everything when i was 13. and i was right

[meatsound]

rednote is the only good social media because its the only one that consistently shows me lambs from xinjiang in little hats

[meatsound]

more.