Average interaction between Peter (and his family) and the Bats in my RedSpider AU
Peter: Don't be dramatic, Tim, my dad won't do anything to you.
Tim: Your dad hates me, Peter. The last time we met, he growled at me and said he'd throw me off the roof we were on.
Peter: Matt wouldn't do that.
Matt appears behind Tim: Yes, I would.
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Peter, looking at Steph and Kate: If I had a coin for every time a purple-clad heroine glitter-bombed me, I'd have two.
Peter: Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
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Clint: I don't get why you're bothered.
Clint: They're good people, and you've met Tim, the kid is great with Peter.
Matt:...It's not that, I know they're good people.
Matt: I know, but Clint...
Bruce and Matt stare at each other:
Peter and Tim watch the interaction:
Tim, whispering to Peter: Do you think they're getting along?
*An unintelligible grunt is heard in the background, clearly from Matt*
Peter: No, I don't think so.
Peter: Okay, let's get to the introductions.
Peter: Aunt Nat, this is Tim's awesome sister, Cassandra.
Peter: Cass, this is my wonderful and totally not intimidating aunt, Natasha.
Peter: God, I'm going to regret this so much.
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