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You can't over think if you don't think at all

[spynneretz]

i love them <3 <3

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Fatson on McDonald's

[monsterbvg]

BABS SKETCH!!! oh short haired babs save me.....

[monsterbvg]

ermm

[spynneretz]

Just two silly boys 💙

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Just me, my friend and my inability to draw Peter in a normal pose

[spynneretz]

Late night Sketch

honestly I wanted to draw them with Tim too, but I didn't like how he was looking so, yeah, just peter and Kon for now, peter and his boyfriend's boyfriend

[secretidentie]

[spynneretz]

The real sadness is that I lost the file of Peter's drawing, so this image is all I have left, im gonna cry

Anyway, I also made one of Bucky and alphine because I love suffering

[weirdkidshere]

Peter Parker is so adoptable. “Oh you mean adaptable-“ NO.

First up we got the classic irondad/spiderson dynamic. ICONIC. Can have you punching wholes in the walls with the amount of FEELS and FLUFF and, of course, ANGST. 10/10, great way to get started. BUT. We’ve barely even scratched the surface.

My other personal favourite: Matt Murdock AKA Daredevil adopts Peter. Bonus points if it’s after No Way Home, the emotional hurt/comfort potential is IMMENSE. I just. I love that shit. I eat it up every time. GIMME!!!

Next up, one I did not think would work, but it ABSOLUTELY DOES: Bucky Barnes adopts Peter. Currently reading a fic called Anatomy In Reverse by pansley on ao3, and lemme tell ya im OBSESSED. I did not think there was potential there, BUT BOY WAS I WRONG. (Lovely fic, would 100% recommend it btw)

Oh and did you think Peters adoptableness only reached until the confinements of the MCU? THINK AGAIN. Cuz the Batfam is NOT ABOVE ADDING SPIDERS TO THE BATS AND BIRDS!! You think Batman has an adoption problem, you’ve clearly never seen the amount of fics of Nightwing adopting Peter. (I guess it runs in the family. Also, Dark Matter anyone??)

And these are just the ones I’ve come across! It’s like if you feel like writing parent-child dynamics in the mcu - or even outside of it, jesus! - you just get yourself a ready-to-adopt Peter Parker, maybe kill of some more of his parental figures i guess, and boom! You got yourself an adoptee!

[spynneretz]

Just Matt Murdock as Peter's dad is awesome, but have you considered the whole Defenders crew? The idea of all these vigilantes unanimously deciding 'Yeah, this kid is ours now' is genius and honestly hilarious.

Plus, my personal favorite is Frank Castle

[spynneretz]

Average interaction between Peter (and his family) and the Bats in my RedSpider AU

Peter: Don't be dramatic, Tim, my dad won't do anything to you.

Tim: Your dad hates me, Peter. The last time we met, he growled at me and said he'd throw me off the roof we were on.

Peter: Matt wouldn't do that.

Tim: Yes, he would.

Matt appears behind Tim: Yes, I would.

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Peter, looking at Steph and Kate: If I had a coin for every time a purple-clad heroine glitter-bombed me, I'd have two.

Peter: Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

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Clint: I don't get why you're bothered.

Matt:...

Clint: They're good people, and you've met Tim, the kid is great with Peter.

Matt:...It's not that, I know they're good people.

Clint: So?

Matt: I know, but Clint...

Clint: What?

Matt:...They're rich.

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Bruce and Matt stare at each other:

Bruce: ...hm

Matt: ...hm

Peter and Tim watch the interaction:

Tim, whispering to Peter: Do you think they're getting along?

*An unintelligible grunt is heard in the background, clearly from Matt*

Peter: No, I don't think so.

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Bonus:

Peter: Okay, let's get to the introductions.

Peter: Aunt Nat, this is Tim's awesome sister, Cassandra.

Peter: Cass, this is my wonderful and totally not intimidating aunt, Natasha.

Nat: :)

Cass: :)

Peter: God, I'm going to regret this so much.

[spynneretz]

:3

[spynneretz]

Hey, I'm back! I should've posted this earlier, but, well, things (life) happened hehe :b

This is an unfinished sketch, but honestly, I love how it turned out ❤️

[mutilatedcrossaint-blog]

how am I just now finding out peter is a SLUT in the comics!!!

this is fantastic news

[spynneretz]

THIS!

Most of my ships are Peter Parker/any character what i think look good with Peter

Tim is my current favorite

[winterspiderpurrs]

I'm hopping back on the boat that the spider that bit Peter was mixed with one of the spider that has that glow in the dark/blacklight markings that glow.

So Peter's freckles glow in the right light or glow at night.

I just the love the idea of someone discovering this.

[valrixian]

Jason and Bruce mini comic

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If you couldn’t tell, I’m not used to drawing Bruce. Anyway, winter break is almost up, hopefully I can still post💔🥲