Squeaky-shoes

"Rainy days make sunny ones better" A safe place to escape, have a laugh and recharge.

[writing-prompt-s]

When a baby is born, a tarot spread is done to ask the spirits what the baby’s life will be like. The witch’s face falls, and they tell your parents you have… a very unusual spread.

[mcshortandnerdy]

“Ma’am, these are uno cards.”

[thoodleoo]

do u ever just wish u could be an ancient oracle and your whole job was to do weed and tell stupid riddles to rich conquerors only for them to misinterpret your words and die

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

THE LEGENDARY LINE IS BACK

[spacetwinks]

[pumpkinylink]

Do non-americans realize that the United States is literally just a bunch of countries in a trench coat that agreed to be semi-nice to each other in order to sneak into the Big Boy Club? Because let’s be honest that’s just what the USA is

[pumpkinylink]

The rest of the world: So… you’re a big country?

The states, standing on each other’s shoulders: Y- yes,,,

[pumpkinylink]

I love how everyone who’s reblogged this hasn’t added anything on or tagged anything on it. They’re all just like “Yeah. That’s it. That’s the entire United States summed up in one post-”

[a-z-archive-deactivated20181221]

Just a reminder that I’m an Adult™ and if that makes you feel uncomfortable feel free to:

unfollow me

ask me to unfollow you

block me

I won’t get mad or anything. It’s important to make sure you feel comfortable and secure.

[sugarmint-dreams]

heading home

[soracities]

who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically?

[bumble-b-goode]

can we all get mcdonalds afterwards

[soracities]

we all deserve it so yes absolutely. my treat

[pigeoncheeks-archive]

why viddy gaem…. Spensive……

[tamwah]

Im not an expert so please take this with a grain of salt but every time we touch I get this feeling and every time we kiss i swear i can fly. Can’t you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last. Need you by my side.. cause every time we touch i ge

[ityaboyguzma]

Malcolm in the Midden

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

[elricsyao]

If you could hear me scream. I found this on twitter and I’m not sure who made it but it’s hilarious

[luisonte]

[sheogayrath]

[justduckit]

When you realize it's fucking cold out ~~~~

[soberscientistlife]

Oh fuck 🤣🤣🤣

[mizzzelizabeth-deactivated20191]

🤣🤣🤣

[qinni]

Now that Tumblr’s video player finally works, I wanted to upload this here. (This HD player’s surprisingly good quality) This was my short film that I spent forever on. Please don’t remove my credits, thanks~! 

My dA | Instagram | Tumblr

here’s a step-by-step process of how I put this together

[puppyfaceluke]

DISNEY MIGHT KIDNAP YOU AND MAKE YOU WORK FOR THEM