cringe but free

he/they - mostly rbs, sometimes art - https://linktr.ee/squaresyll - art tag: #art hoard

[crabussy]

I'M LOGGING OUT FUCK ALLLLLL OF YOU (immediately sheepish) I didn't mean that. I hope the sun shines on all of you and you bloom like awesome flowers

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[gieoki]

summer again

[yakichoufd]

[suzirya]

I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing

[luckycaptainluz]

pls why do kids do this

[skopostheorie]

To be honest music might be one of the things

[crumpet099]

Those are his fledglings man

[seagiri]

AAAAA- I need more of your Fullbright/Phantom I'm in love with how he looks in your style

thank you<3 here’s this sketch from 2 days ago

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

[eggl-rd]

i do like how tumblr tags work as like a quieter less intrusive part of the post/reblog however my one gripe is that due to the nature of them being tags you cant make #thing jokes as effectively

[islamprotestan-blog]

small but mighty...

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

[dogpuppy]

[loveridden1999]

i don't care what those tiktok and instagram influencers tell you, have three meals a day!!! have a snack!! have that sweet treat!! have food that makes you feel good!!! especially if you're a woman!! starving yourself to look "desirable" will only make you desirable to people who want you to stay malnourished forever. it's a cycle of misery!!

[sea-parrot]

You wake up one morning, and feel something is off. Your pillow smells strangely sweet. You’re still groggy with sleep, and try to hug your pillow closer. A piece of it simply breaks in your hand. It is made of chocolate.

You try to pull the blanket off of yourself, and you realize that, it too, is made of chocolate. You try to shake it off, and step out of bed. Your carpet feels strangely spongy. You look down, only to realize it’s actually cake. Lovingly baked, and smelling of sweet fruit. You grab a piece, and cautiously take a bite. It is one of the most delicious cakes you have ever eaten.

You get up, confused, and exit your room to see if the rest of your house is like this. The door handle melts in your hand as you hold onto it, and covers it with dark chocolate carefully painted gold. The rest of the carpet on the floor is still cake, the guardrails on the stairs leading down are tempered chocolate, the tiles on the floor are the same, the windows are sugar glass, everything is edible.

You run outside, knocking over the lovingly crafted chocolate front door in a panic.

You realize, in horror, that your house was not an exception. The bushes, the grass, the asphalt on the road, the trees, birds, the world itself, is chocolate.

Somewhere, not too far away, stands a man. Amaury fucking Guichon.