[kadzhi]

me on my way to fucking get you

[kadzhi]

me when i get your stupid ass

[this-antigravity-deactivated201]

when i was like 6 i made a poptropica character and the oldest age you could pick was 15 and i distinctly remember saying “good thing nobody lives that long”

[unclefather]

*puts a picture of a kitten on my resume*

me: i hope that this can persuade you in my favor

me: *winks with both eyes*

[scumfuckus]

2010-2011 pop was literally. katy perry doing that weird like candyland fantasy. nicki minaj queen of rap. LMFAO said 'male stripper rights'. rihanna giving sexy but make it tragic. pitbull releasing the soundtrack for like all-inclusive resort holidays to spain. ke$ha giving representation for girls who get too drunk to take their makeup off. lady gaga ended homophobia. and the cast of glee undoing all that hard work. justin bieber becoming to preteen girls what the beatles used to be for women in the 60s. 3oh!3 invented obnoxiouscore. jaaaaason deruulooo. we no speak americano

[freckledoctopus]

i demand another film with ivy

[charamells-deactivated20220424]

Type swap

[rumwik]

What did I learn by googling bat references? That they’re actually very smiley!

[yogfan14]

I think that my favorite thing from Okami is that there’s a designated bark button so that you can just bark whenever you want for no apparent reason.

[lady-fandom]

This tik tok has me WEAK

[oli-gib]

bIIIIIITCH wHO thE FuCk YoU kiCkIN’?

[moldyjunk]

bro I don't fuck with her

[official-spiderman-noir]

My dad’s name is Kermit so he thinks it’s funny to post things like this

[official-spiderman-noir]

There he is, the frog man

[official-spiderman-noir]

Yall aren’t reblogging the version of this with Kermit dressed as Snow White and my little brother pointing a toy gun at him and this upsets me

[lesbiabraxas]

Congratulations! Looks like you found yerself a gem. You can keep that gem for your collection, and try for the legeendary crown a’ wonder, or I can buy it from you if you like. Lemme seee what I can offer

[solsarts]

“One day the sun will set on my time here. And will rise upon you as the new king.”

[devilsvine]

inkopolis civilian: marina why did ur gf descend onto the turf war map and shriek, killing my team instantly

marina:

[oomles]

This is it, we’re in the home stretch! Give it all you got, and may the best cephalopod win!

[devilsvine]

i'm thinkin bout shifty station

[poketcg]

illus. miki kudo

[teathattast]