in my muppet era

late 20s | they/he/she | genderfuckery hq | silly bitch, occasional dmc poster | i will block blank blogs.

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget:

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[arosetolivefor]

Ours is literally the sky, isn't that cool

[hijadelagran]

[ch3rubd0lls]

lego set of doom and despair

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[rubysapphrald]

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[stoned-ratpack]

I wonder if Neil’s owner/s know about how we celebrate the date of that photo

Neil himself is long gone from this world, and yet every April 13th this group of internet strangers come together to celebrate him and his act of banging out the tunes. Like an entire holiday, all for this little guy

Cause I think it’s pretty beautiful if you wanna get all sentimental and sappy

[plants-and-concrete]

good news :)

A Brief And Fruitful Quest To Find Neil, Who Banged Out The Tunes | Defector

The story goes something like this: On Thursday, April 13, 2006, Neil sat down at his piano, and played some tunes. The only piece of surviv

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[red-mercer]

Naked little freak

[transgenderer]

its so weird that the vagina often tears during birth. like, i know our hips cant be much wider because it would mess up running but surely the fleshy part of the hole could be bigger

[transgenderer]

argumate said: you know about hyenas right

apparently the hyena girldick makes it harder for male hyenas to force themselves on female hyenas, so it makes evolutionary sense by giving female hyenas more control over reproduction, but its still kind of crazy, because like

Nearly all female spotted hyena’s first-born cubs are stillborn, as the placenta is not long enough for the extended penile birth canal. In addition, the first birthing process is time-consuming, as it requires the meatus of the pseudo-penis to tear, allowing the fetus to pass through; as a result, the first-born often die of anoxia.

what the fuck??? how did this trait stick around

[argumate]

sounds like some fucked up furry sex fiction bullshit but no, evolution is just like that.

[o-craven-canto]

Daily reminder that evolution is blind, stupid, and insane, that it has no concept of true purpose or proper function or rules or ethics, and that it accomplishes everything by sheer trial and error filtered through a dozen layers of indirection

[phantomrose96]

Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost a year now. The world is full of people.

[phantomrose96]

I got it wrong. Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost two years now. The world is full of people.

[phantomrose96]

[phantomrose96]

This is true! But if I did that, I would stop waking up to emails like this

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[heedlesshoossy]

Hey, fat people deserve to have fun and get their needs met even if they’re the least healthy mf you know. Fat people deserve proper medical care, and carbs, and to wear shorts and so many more things! EVEN IF THEY ARE UNWELL AND ESPECIALLY IF THAT UNWELLNESS IS DUE TO THEIR WEIGHT!!! Fat people deserve the world and more. Not just the healthy fats or attractive fats or small fats or fats that are fat because of medication or disability.

skinny people please reblog this one

Everyone reblog this one

[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[translatingpoststogerman]

himmelblauerhimmel

ich bin immer ein falsches wort davon entfernt von all den leuten erschossen zu werden die mich erträglich finden

Notes:

In German, when someone is being shot, you have to specify whether they were merely wounded ("angeschossen") or shot to death ("erschossen").

[anonymousalchemistz]

I do like that given the opportunity to specify, you did choose to kill op

[translatingpoststogerman]

I assumed that's what op intended