Role Play Queen

I'm bisexual and aromatic and got no shame in it. I am a loser looking for a good place to chill if you no like what I have here don't come here. I also love to rp. I rp just about anything, creepypasta is one of my favorites and I do to with oc.

[i-am-a-fish]

did you know that petting me is free? you can pet me anytime and it's totally free

[theorphicforest]

[i-am-a-fish]

can someone please unfreeze time

[kirikirithelilgoblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah , yeah yeahyeah yeah yeah

[captainjonnitkessler]

I'm disappointed that Elon Musk left the Trump administration so quietly. I thought we were at least going to get some really entertaining tantrums out of that partnership

[abysmallylost23]

well

[captainjonnitkessler]

I have some great news for the me from one hour ago

[elljayvee]

Genuinely don't know what it's called but there's a particular way of violating reality that doesn't work. For example, I am willing to accept an omegaverse university AU of nearly any fandom you care to name (except, for some reason, Sherlock, because I have an inexplicable hatred for unilock). However, a lot of Star Wars university AUs specifically fail on this aspect: they make Anakin an engineering PhD student and Obi-Wan something like literature or classics, and then they make Anakin his TA or GA.

You can't do that. Absolutely not. Anakin is unqualified for that and a university would not do it in any case. A university would literally hire a junior or senior undergraduate workstudy student to do as much of that work as possible first. They would do NOTHING other than do that and make the prof do all his own grading.

Is there a name for "I will accept [wild fantasy premise] but not [ordinary wrong thing]?" Please tell me there's a name for this. Probably someone who studies lit will know? I'm a systems person I don't know from lit theory just like Anakin

[tzikeh]

No idea if there's a formal name but I think of it as "you have to play by the rules of the universe you create". Like okay, I'll buy that Superman can fly into outer space because those are the rules set up by the Superman universe and so the author and audience both agree that this can happen in the story. The minute Superman picks up a human woman and flies her into space with him, the author broke the compact they made with the audience and now that story is bad.

[penwiper26]

Ironically, the wikipedia article for verisimilitude cites Superman as an example

[elljayvee]

I think "it violates the rules of verisimilitude" is as good a name for it as any

[pluckyredhead]

It's walruses vs. fairies. If a fairy shows up at my door, okay, fine, I don't know how fairies work. But a walrus is not qualified to be TA for a lit class.

[pyracantha14]

The fact that the last three sentences added here made complete sense to me instantly is making me feel some kind of way

[sraithpics]

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

[sraithpics]

IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.

[weepingwitch]

making art is actually abusive because you are manipulating the viewer into feeling something

[uncommonviolet]

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[noccolibroccoli]

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

[ceeberoni]

you have to understand the glass shattering over my head i felt when THIS was the first message i saw from noa after his surgery

[guerrillatech]

[latinotiktok]

[dracophile]

[spider-man-heritage-posts]

Spider-Man Heritage Post

[paintedcrows]

Had a silly thought about hypothetical cat curse shenanigans with @dark-lord-of-awesomeness's How to Cat Burglar a Family ;)

[paintedcrows]

@dark-lord-of-awesomeness I'm so, so happy you like it!!

Dropping The Baby is an important part of the experience, truly. As is snuggling them after 💙

[theconcealedweapon]

[i-am-a-fish]

Hi just a quick reminder, you're so cool. You're really great. Keep up the good work please

[raska-tmg]

you say? well

BEN 10 UNO REVERSE CARD HAS SOME SHARE OF WORDS ABOUT THAT

[i-am-a-fish]

INSANELY POWERFUL MAGIC ITEM

[squidchick101]

Holy shit youre still active???

I live

[squidchick101]

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me My Son May Die at Any Moment.

I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉

My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺

Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.

Please Donate now:👇

https://gofund.me/d272a0d1

Whelp, I'm broke as shit but I hope posting this will help 👀😓🫶 my heart aches for the people in Gaza..

[squidchick101]

Holy shit you still post?????? I thoughht you like. Died or some shit lowkey lowkey

Only one can dream I'd be removed from this world before I reached my ultimate chaotic form, but yeah, I'm still kicking around like a ghost stuck in an old apartment.

Occasionally I'll repost stuff and get sucked into fandoms again 😂

[leeseechkeens]

!!TW BLOOD!!

Wanted to finish this animation for halloween but oh well Huge thanks to my classmate David Rhombus on youtube for helping me get started on After Effects Enjoy

[jellyskink]

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO COOL!!!!!!!!

[paintedcrows]

Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!

After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.