The Squid Collective

Bi/24/Ryan

[cottoncandylesbo]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

you have a fetish for being... tied up...? [winces] but how would you move?

[evilvillain123456789]

I was originally hiding behind your shower curtain to murder you but after listening to you grunt and fart and blast the potty for 10 minutes I think I'm just going to go home

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[skarchomp]

if the odds are against us, the evens must be our allies. they'll prove a valuable strategic asset, commander.

[mangonetics]

Yo, heads up on the elizabeth holms post from 2014. Came out years ago that she was actually running a huge scam with the blood thing and is perhaps not so girlboss

You are an enemy to women

[fodsley]

just scrolling through a random catholic’s blog and this one had me burst out laughing

[ilovecats4ever]

welcome to the future

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[dragon-in-a-fez]

you know what really helps you locate any small paper cuts you might have forgotten you have? putting your hand in a bucket of acid. cool things I learned today

[goldenleopard34335]

Why. If I may ask. Why would you Do That

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I buy citric acid crystals in bulk and mix them with water to make a bath for cleaning aquarium equipment. and then sometimes I reach in with my bare hand to take things out because I am fundamentally the kind of person who would do that

[the-knight-was-actually-hollow]

You have. The. Dream job

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is not my job, I just have an aquarium

[goldenleopard34335]

DO YOU HAVE FISH????

[dragon-in-a-fez]

yes that is who lives in the aquarium

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[visenyaism]

I ❤️gossip I ❤️eavesdropping I ❤️asking nosy questions I❤️ looking for and acquiring information. On account of my curious and inquisitive nature #mynature

[pukicho]

Thor from thor and spiderman from spiderman and hulk from hulk all in one movie together

[lezarus]

no one should prioritise art over human suffering HOWEVER i really do believe there are some pieces of art which are deeply enhanced by knowledge that the artists were utterly miserable making it and the perfect example of this is cole sprouse in riverdale

[insecuregodcomplex]

[cognitohazardous]

your 'jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol' post has me remembering how i used to be so ashamed of having any sexual desires that i only allowed myself to jack off to the mental image of an arial drone shot of a pine forest

transcendentalism

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!