Sorry To Disappoint You, But My Name Is Not Steve

Sorry to disappoint you, but my name is not Steve, nor am I a squid. My name is Meg, and I love lots of things. Some of these things include Marvel, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Disney, Star Wars, and Doctor Who. I'm an INFP writer and I'm NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT! (It should be noted that I'm also young, scrappy, and hungry.)

[nentuaby]

Responding to a pandemic in the world’s wealthiest and most powerful nation:

[roseverdict]

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE APOLOGIZING FOR BECAUSE I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED

[nentuaby]

The RNA vaccines approved for COVID-19 in the US both need to be distributed at extremely low temperatures. Like 40F lower than any other mass-distributed medicine.

It turns out the Dippin Dots company runs the only nationwide supply chain that’s ever operated at those temperatures. So all these big serious health orgs are consulting the expertise of, and even exploring renting equipment from, The Ice Cream of the Future™️.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

okay, someone make this destiel.

[cipheramnesia]

Te amo Dippin Dots

[everythingfox]

Awooception

Ghost

[everythingfox]

“why wont my milk pour out”

(Source)

[everythingfox]

Ear floop

(via)

[natooine-deactivated20170820]

[geniusoflove]

unrestrained summer fun

[mugwomps]

This isn’t what I would have pictured if asked about gator enrichment, but I like it

[littleredsiren3101]

This is why lines are long at the amusement parks in Florida

[meanplastic]

[blurglesmurfklaine]

Okay listen can everyone shut the fuck up about B/en S/olo “deserving better”??? He manipulated Rey into thinking she was worthless, committed patricide, and was a mASS MURDERER.

I get the whole “he was just a kid who made some mistakes!” mentality but like cool motive, still murder??

Don’t get me wrong, I loooove what they did with his redemption arc, but he caused a lot of pain and suffering to BILLIONS of people. What the writers did to him was not “cruel and sad” imo bc him giving up his life so that the one true savior of the universe could continue to protect it kinda seems like the least he could do after literally starting a war that caused millions upon millions of deaths ok send tweet

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[jehovahhthickness]

I’m so happy she’s still collecting those Disney checks!!!!!!!!

[falconpunchyourmom]

Disney + needs to give her, her own show. 

[toxictiktoks]

[coffeeinmybeard]

[nocturan]

"Mömther, why"

[ripe]

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

*floop flop*

[everythingfox]

“~ A local arctic fox sniffing the air as the first snow of the season slowly falls down and changes the landscape. Svalbard, Norway”

📷: Konsta Punkka

[hhoneyypot]

we have to talk about this

[rivailles]

Frozen (2013) // Frozen 2 (2019)

[loumovies]

Dead Poets Society (1989) dir. Peter Weir

[sizvideos]

[sizvideos]

Video

[decemberpaladin]

I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

[saunteringvaguelydownwards]

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

― Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

[redscudery]

Notice she says “who” it was and not “what” it was.

[katdensetsu]

Im crying

[voidbat]

sobbing and clutching my stuffed lion i have slept with nearly every night for 33 years. i can’t fathom being separated from him long enough to not recognize him on sight, but if you blindfolded me and held up things to smell, i’d know him just as quickly and as hard as she did.

[cumaeansibyl]

Video link is broken so here it is on YouTube, and I was already sniffling but then I saw this in the comments:

“The teddy bear was given to Jessica’s mother as a baby shower gift. After a long life, the bear was no more than part of head and a torn apart body with no stuffing. After a month of research and scouring through 10,000 vintage teddy bears online, Jessica’s fiancee was finally able to obtain the missing pieces of the bear, and had have him brought back to life at the local Teddy Bear Hospital.“

So that’s why she didn’t recognize him – he’d been so damaged that they had to reconstruct him. And now I’m crying even harder.

[countmyfreckleslikethestars-dea]

[digivolvin]

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

[digivolvin]

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

[digivolvin]

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

[digivolvin]

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.