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I’m gonna be honest. I don’t know what I’m doing Mostly Memes

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[gaybichon]

[murderofsomeone]

every movie poster just looks like this to me now

[silly-blue-gosling]

[only-cat-memes]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

“but what if-“ no, because there is no way to know and you can’t go back. it is what it is. c’est la vie. “what if” is for future stuff, now. it’s getting a rebranding.

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[argumate]

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

[inphront]

evergreen post

[brainstreams]

[autistobrat]

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

[yandere-angela]

[raylangivins]

[batsandboba]

(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

[batsandboba]

and if im unlucky, Hockey RPF (37)

[urie]

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

[theeggoman]

Our girlfriend looks so pretty from outer space

[mollybeenoel]

[corrodedparadox]

Hat of a shrimp with a shrimp hat that has a hat with a shrimp on it. If you put the singular red thread on the shrimp hat hat hat under a microscope you’d actually see it’s an endless loop of shrimp hat hat hats. Hat.

Buy my fucking shrimp hat boy.

[lasso-all-along]

@randomitemdrop

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Hat of Recursive Shrimp; allows the wearer to once per day summon a series of progressively smaller shrimp