[l4dymanor]

except for the fact it was my birthday, MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY

[skunkes]

[goretzkas-moved-deactivated2023]

going through the horrors (sunday evening)

[fruitpilled-peachcel]

this image of Mongolia's best known paleontologist standing in between the fossilized arms of Deinocherius is undeniably the most powerful image in paleontological history

[tolerateit]

2023 still sounds like one of those made up distant years someone would accidentally end up in on a time travel mission gone wrong

[theythemthighs]

remember being 8 and world records were the most important thing in the whole wide world

[yms1]

i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge

[christianstepmoms]

In a world of convenience and e-dispensers, my university’s food court has a ketchup bowl

[christianstepmoms]

I posted this well over 7 years ago why and how the hell is this making rounds now

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[ladyshinga]

you’re right that was important

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[gothpikachu-deactivated20180425]

thats ur brain introducing an intrusive thought

[toastbutteregg]

[fortooate]

hate paper straws ooh it's biodegradable yeah i know because it's biodefuckingrading in my coffee asshole

[suenyito]

never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

[como-chin-gas]

[outcrying]

hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist