[earendil-was-a-mariner]

I really hate to side with Gollum on this, but “what’s in my pocket” is not a riddle and should not have counted. 

[stupidpetface]

[texashippiecowboy]

i wanna talk about the fact that jenna marbles says she never used to scream laugh before she met her man julien. that is the single most romantic thing i’ve ever heard of oh my god? imagine living your life for a good two and a half decades and every time something funny happened you laughed like you always had and then one day you meet this person you like and they make you have this one laugh where you scream from happiness. imagine that kind of life you get to have with your person where they unlocked an entire new level of laughing for you. that’s what real hashtag goals are.

[paulthebukkit]

[somnolentsuggestions]

hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still

[thenatsdorf]

Leaving a cup of water on the sidewalk. (via sincappop)

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

This is simply the best thing I have ever seen.

[weirdmageddon]

[k-eke]

( つ ´ ,Ｕ  ᴥ Ｕ,｀)つ      /////    ~  ♪ ♫ ♬

[naschamsant-deactivated20210504]

very small

[luvtonique]

Could you imagine if there was a video game where you can create your character and the default character was female?

Like imagine if in, say, Skyrim

They’re like “Who are you?” and it turns the camera around and loads up character creation and it’s defaulted, from the get-go, to female Nord instead of male Nord

Could you fucking imagine the outrage that would cause?

Could you imagine how many people would get irrationally pissed off and write angry articles on Kotaku n shit about how the game “forces feminist agendas on its players” if for once, just once, the default was female instead of male

And no, random doesn’t count. If it’s a game where the character creation screen defaults to a randomly generated character every time, or one of multiple presets, that doesn’t count

And neither does any game where there’s multiple races and one of the races is primarily or only female

I mean:

>Start the game >Create character >A female character shows up >In order to be male, you have to click the Male checkbox >Female’s pre-selected >Every time

Every game I have literally ever played that has a female option always has male selected by default, literally every time

Even Pokemon! “Are you a boy or a girl?” has the cursor on Boy by default

I have never, literally ever, played a game where it’s defaulted to female, and I guarantee if it ever happens, there will be an obnoxious amount of delicious, delicious outrage from people who don’t want to admit they hate women

[dinuguan]

[im-not-a-skelmersdale-monster]

Absolute shenanigans

[daco-broman]

this is the best video on this whole website

[tebaude]

I LOVED THE PLOT TWIST

[bajn]

me: says literally anything me in my head: that was stupid and now everyone hates u. congrats

[heavyweightheart]

in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this

[aanniimmee-deactivated20141218]

[honeysguts]

[thoradvice]

the world can be so beautiful. somewhere, a baby was a born. someone got their first kiss. someone beat cancer. someone got married. someone adopted a lonely cat. someone is loving themself. someone got approved for life-saving surgery. flowers are blooming, the sun is shining, the moon is out there. if you can’t find anything beautiful, make it. 

[rosewater1997]

u know when u peel a mandarin to eat for urself and then someone u love is there and like without even asking u feed them every other piece from ur hand…..why is love so sweet and intimate