are you toon enough?

Call me Squirm or something idk It/they Glortlandian toon-in-disguise. Resident of the subtropical latitudes. Bird-and-arthropod lover. Friends with a Spinofaarus named "Shaboosh". Prime, yet non-cardinal number. Reform Stilgardian. Postfur/weirdfur enjoyer and connoisseur. Inside of me lies a certain serpent; it lies tucked within the torso, snug within viscera. It comes out on occasion to spite me. If you haven't caught on to all of this jargon, I am a surrealist and I really like to confuse all who read my works or look at my artpieces. It's just what I really like to write/draw.

[squirming-verm]

[sistertaxon]

having used tumblr as a teenager is a vaccination against using tiktok today

[neurotypical-karen]

i realize you’re probably half-joking but legitimately having this level of control over what i see on my dash and not having the popularity of my posts determined by The Algorithm makes using tiktok feel like my body is fighting a Disease

[omegaversereloaded]

My favorite song gotta be Happy by Farell

[omegaversereloaded]

Top 5 underrated musicians: Drake ,Taylor Swift, Punished Drake, Ed Sheran, and Chapel Roan

[dogpuppy]

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

[squirming-verm]

Can't imagine this unhealthy routine of sleeping all day/being active up all night's doing pretty well for my brain. I've got to peel my eyes awake and sustain this sleepiness for tonight. Truly clownish, despicable behavior from my brain.

[poodlepincushion]

The greatest adventure of all is yet to come!

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[squirming-verm]

The children's books I grew up upon really thought acid raid would be a much bigger problem in my life

[squirming-verm]

Also, remember that "stop, drop and roll" precaution they told us at primary school? I was pretty much expected to catch on fire more often in my life than I really needed to. These sort of anachronisms feel funnier the more I look back on them as a gen z kid growing up in a time when we didn't really need to worry about these as much now and when I was growing up as when these books were mostly on print or when these safety precautions were issued at kindergarten-age children.

[squirming-verm]

I find it exceedingly funny how the sloth is the only animal, in English, named after a deadly sin, like imagine if sloths were sapient and had access to the human zeitgeist; imagine having to bear that cross forever as a species, your reputation tainted for the very name applied onto your kin.

[montypoison]

Somewhere on the streets of Odessa

[cheaphalloweencostume]

jesus christ i have to actually draw in order for me to be drawing again

[orisnitsa]

[thetragicallynerdy]

[ID: the Bugs Bunny in a tux meme, edited to say “I wish all LGBT+ folk who live in countries where pride is banned, illegal, or unwelcomed a very I love you, stay safe, Happy Pride (red, orange, yellow, green, blue heart emoji). The edited text is in all caps, with LGBT+ in rainbow lettering. End ID.]

[bad-moodboard]

Dutch, 15th Century

[asmuchasidliketo]

[clowndensation]

he has 2 electrons... who? the boy reading this...

[shocked--kwarrtz]

[longearedhare]

Let’s be long with mama

[squirming-verm]

These things are ungulates to me, like they’re one step away from evolving hooves.

[dogpuppy]