Squish !

ember / 21 / likes rats / no minors pls

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Earlier today I made a remark that wasn’t necessary

[stuckinapril]

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

[beanytuesday]

Animal Crackers for Zoologists

[human-pet-they]

I love when pop psych people who are convinced childhood is a general solution to all problems say “in adulthood, you either recreate or reject dynamics or experiences you had as a child”. I suppose that’s sort of impossible to really disagree with, as the set of “doing something from your childhood; or; not doing something from your childhood” logically contains every possible experience.

[pjackk]

i hate it

nothing to di

so expensive to go anywhere

my pussy needs pounding!!!

amd theres no one to do that

im ao sad

🤣🤣

[kristina100000]

dont cry my crazy bunny girl... i will look for you in everything that surrounds me this august

[milquetoaast]

source

[yanguang]

[loveridden1999]

[melgillman]

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3

PS: if you liked this, there’s a whole book of these comics available now!

[melgillman]

I’m reblogging this 7-year-old comic of mine because, not only is it somehow still circulating, it just passed 400,000 notes??? Thank you, several hundred thousand internet strangers, for keepin’ this ol’ goat girl goin’ so long

(Also hi, I’m still making fairy-tale-flavored lesbian romance comics and have a new one coming out very soon…)

[forked-tongue-blasphemer]

Isopod

British Library, Harley MS 3244, c. 1236-1250, folio 64r

[jeniferprince]

Entwined 🧡

patreon // buy prints here

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[cryptotheism]

"why do people always view historical literature through modern terms??" Well they live in modern times not history and those are the words they know so it's okay if they don't know things 👍

[cryptotheism]

Actually never mind every person and animal on earth should turn to ash 👎

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[potted-plant-official]

hsve

[grimoiremanifest]

🗡 Your left leg took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right leg took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is in critical condition...eat a 🍎 Healing Apple to restore it!

🗡 Your left arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your torso took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is fucked. There's no hope for you!

🗡 Your head took 99 Pig Damage!

❗️You have died! Cause of death - 🐗 Hog Swarm

"yea u prolly should make fun of big pig's speech impediment. where he says s insteas of A sometine. seems unwise idk" - Sun Tzu

[sapphling]

no carceral sentiment or raised minimum sentence or punisher-logo-adjacent slogan or mob enacted justice could lower abuse rates 1% as well as just providing all people of all ages the financial and legal ability to separate themself from any living situation, regardless of familial or marital status, with ease and with the security of knowing they'll still be housed and fed

[yuriartillery]

male yuri fan: i wish that i could die and be reincarnated as a houseplant in the home of a lesbian couple. specifically without awareness. i don't need to look, just be present and passively cared for

[yuriartillery]

male yuri fan 2: typical male outlook. you want to insert yourself into the lives of women in the role of a child. you're trying to get between them, unlike what i want. which is to be a lamp in the home of a lesbian couple so i could be useful to them without being actively considered

[yuriartillery]

male yuri fan 1: hypocrite. you obviously want to be touched by them and a lamp? even in your fantasies you are a phallic object.

male yuri fan 3: i just tried crossdressing and i got a really weird feeling in my stomach. also my girlfriend seems really into it. am i doing yuri?

[sunflowers-and-scales]

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

[sunflowers-and-scales]

i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk