Wild Strawberries

“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”

[arabellesicardi]

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

[que-mystery]

It really does

[garysandorf]

Stryker with Arctic Monkeys in the KROQ Red Bull Sound Space (at 1pm on a Tuesday) [x]

[92x]

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

[lowfiver-deactivated20170326]

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

[tuggywuggy-deactivated20151025]

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

[lowfiver-deactivated20170326]

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

[bricesander]

[theyuniversity]

[wimticsasp]

always reblog

[jemilr-deactivated20201221]

I have been looking for this for so long

[bunney]

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

[aviculor]

it’s the only way they can hear it

[bidoof]

[coolboyclub-deactivated20140628]

[dekutree]

stop it

[tittily]

u can run

u can hide

but u can’t change the fact that scooby doo’s real name is scoobert doo

[midnight-sarcasm-blog]

[what-i-know-now]

[swarnpert]

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

[jalapeepo]

a slight calculative error was made

[kingofconeyisland]

The Fault In Our Stars looks so good.

[game-of-walking-hiddleston]

[hotwhiteguy]

*cha cha’s real smooth right past my responsibilities*

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

At the end of the day people won’t remember what you said or did, they will remember how you made them feel.

Maya Angelou  (via orobroy)