Ghost Fox

Am spooky boi

[installationwizard101]

who tf donated swordsmachine to goodwill

[pinniposting]

everyone knows what a baby harp seal looks like, but here’s an adult! this one’s tracker makes it look like a live bomb

photo: W.J. Grecian, SMRU

[littleguysdaily]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: *Blows Up*

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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[dogpuppy]

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[resident-idiot-simp]

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[k1ttyy-br41nss]

happy pride

[quadrilioquy]

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[anywhoozles]

[b0nkcreat]

this is kind of tough

[sawed-on-shotgun]

somepony is listening to springtrap music

[b0nkcreat]

somepony is exposing my insider trade secrets (clicks my hoof) Take him away (masked guards appear and start dragging you out of my palace by the mane)

[sawed-on-shotgun]

SQUIRMING. SQUIRMING. SQUIRMING. SQUIRMING. SQUIRMING. SQUIRMING

[b0nkcreat]

?Um this is a fucking worm get it out faster please

[sawed-on-shotgun]

i could be a super badass anmd cool worm and youwoudlnt even know becasue you Reject me . you Reject me

[b0nkcreat]

i don't speak to worms with long flowing hair.

[samsketchbook]

washing dirt off a sword that i got out of an alley

[whitepeopletwitter]

[earhartsease]

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

[football-in-tuxedos]

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

[teaboot]

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

[curlicuecal]

I would say this is the post that made me explain cuckolding to my mom, except she already knows because of our one neighbor down the street with 1) a massive Vote Trump sign and 2) a truck absolutely plastered in cuckolding fetish stickers

[curlicuecal]

#flawless combo #clearly a man who just enjoys watching someone fuck *everything*

I’m going to be honest, I have spent a LOT of time contemplating the psychology of the trump cuck truck household

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m getting ads telling me to replace live porch flowers with plastic ones because the plastic ones don’t die and buddy I can tell you from personal experience that those flowers will fade until they look like they’ve achieved a new kind of death