barty inserting his hand in evan's backpocket whenever he sees someone eyeing his man's ass
Oh that's something he would do.
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barty inserting his hand in evan's backpocket whenever he sees someone eyeing his man's ass
Oh that's something he would do.
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
Someone talk to me about evan rosier I miss him
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Sometimes I forget I can draw. I'm in love with how this came out.
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i like to think evan has the most insane crash outs like genuinely no one is safe if or whenever he crashes out
and i think it’s usually when he loses control of how acts, like even if a sliver of his true self comes out he loses it. in his eyes, breaking things and scaring everyone around him is better than being himself
it’s not even hate anymore, he loathes himself, he genuinely is revolted by himself and when he loses control of the carefully built persona, it’s hard to keep it all in
danger crushes, pushes my buttons forces me to agree danger's a slut, it's in my guts at night it whispers to me
imagine barty and evan as pirates. barty as the captain, called blackhand because of how many men he's killed and how often he's played with death, and his ship's called the death eater for the very same reason.
evan is the ship's medic, doing surgeries the men thought impossible and sawing off bones. more often than not he's in the captain's cabin, acting like an advisor despite his lack of title. the crew mates all agree however that the captain needs him to stay somewhat sane in his escapades and ideas for future missions.
barty's father is a leading figure in the royal navy. he ran away because he hated his father and was found out by the navy to be queer. for the very same reason evan also had to defect. no respectable establishment would take on a doctor who liked to lay with men.
they sail the seven seas, find places unheard of, battle a sea goddess and her monsters. they find more gold than they could possibly spend and lose it all in the span of a day due to fate's misfortune. they fuck, they laugh, they fight, they chase freedom and the next horizon.
This is a hot take but what if Evan and Panda (if you see her as a Rosier) were natural brunettes and they dyed their hairs platinum blonde.
It makes sense bc of Rosier family canon.
Of course they look cool with blonde hair, but think about it. And if someone likes rosekiller, Barty fake brunette and Evan fake blonde? The potential...
"How do people who don't drink or smoke get through a shit day" babe have you heard of ao3
House Rosier headcanons
because Evan and Pandora Rosier have bewitched me
their sigil would be some sort of moth or barn owl
their complete name would be "the mighty and eternal house of the rose"
main producers of high quality potion supplies
every herb, plant, extract, root, ... comes from their greenhouses and fields
an empire of greenery
and all sorts of not so green stuff that grows and goes into potions (ask regulus for more details)
house elves do the work but a handful of the senior members of the family handle the specific task of caring for the rose bushes
when I say "handle" I mean keep the keys to the greenhouses and watch as elves do the work
they have magically developed tons of varieties of roses, with special properties (poisonous, everlasting, evergrowing, self-combusting, roses that grow in the winter, ...)
they sell for a crazy price, but are absolute wonders
actually it is kind of a tradition that each heir has to grow a new kind of rose bush, to leave their mark on the legacy of the family and also prove their greatness
now that being said their wealth and status doesn't come from being gardeners
they see their business as more of a charity to the wizarding world, a way to let the rest of them have access to magic
"we do that to allow you to prosper" kind of vibes
now that is not my idea but I don't remember who said it first, please tag them if you know, but they also have a family tree, only it is a literal magical tree
a weeping willow I'd say
with the faces of the founders coming out of the bark
a literal representation of the branches of the family
and there are a couple of other trees surrounding it to represent marriages with other families
because there is more gene variety in that family than in house black lol
I'm sure I'll add more about like their family dynamics, their houses and estates, the members of the family,..., because I can't stop thinking about them
I'm also aware that I'm making it a lot about roses and plants :D
Kind reminder to look up c: 🌼
evan and barty
crowd cheers
I just finished reading Ahb.
What am I supposed to do with my life now.
contrary to popular belief, barty DID reunite with evan in the afterlife, but due to the dementor's kiss, he was only a shell of who he used to be
he lost everything that made barty barty
evan noticed, of course, but never really cared. obviously, he was sad about how things turned out, but in his eyes, barty was barty. his barty, and nothing could change that.
when barty thought of his past, he could only remember the extremes of it. his hypersexual tendencies, his chaotic and destructive persona, his all consuming love for evan.
so, he created hornkus binglefuck (reggie chose that nickname), an "alter ego" of sorts, from what he could remember of his past self, and tried his best to embody that persona, simply because he couldnt take the pain in evan's eyes whenever he looked at barty
evan hated hornkus binglefuck so much, because that wasnt barty. sure he was chaotic and outgoing and lowkey evil, but that was the barty everyone else saw, that was the persona barty forced himself to be. his barty was soft, gentle, passionate.
his barty would softly stroke his back after rough sex, whispering sweet nothings into his ear. his barty would sneak the two out of hogwarts just because he noticed evan was feeling overwhelmed. his barty took his time and listened to whatever bullshit evan was ranting about that day. his barty was his, and his only. not some persona, but himself, raw and unhidden. he wouldn't have to hide behind false words and emotions with evan, never.
so, one day, evan sat barty down, and explained to him oh so softly, because he knew barty was still fragile, no matter how much he tried to hide it, and he told him. he told him everything about his barty, and how he didn't have to pretend around him, and how much he loved him, his lack of a soul and true happiness included.
and barty broke down, and Evan held him, just like how barty held him during their hogwarts days. and barty never pretended around him anymore.
sorry i can’t come outside today i’m busy thinking about characters who canonically exchanged maybe four words
Let's talk about Evan Rosier i’m always thinking about Evan Rosier.
The other day I saw a roses ring and of course I had to buy it and wear it everyday, thinking of Evan Rosier.
dorcas meadowes is one of those ppl who love purple a mildly concerning amount