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Malcolm: “I won’t be taking up more of your time, then. It seems I have a lost wife running around, and no doubt you have other people to attend to.” Felix: “Not particularly. Not quite the important name-bearer yet, you see… You should go to your wife. I see we both appreciate life’s little pleasures.” Malcolm: “So it seems!”

#felix peepee is the smallest treasure #n thats the end of it #my wifes complaining bc these are so old and apparently ugly #but fuck her #(shhh)

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Felix: “I see.” Malcolm: “I’ll be looking out to your—and my—interests. We may not be at the helm of anything as is, but we will be. Hopefully, my job begins soon, should the election go well.” Felix: “And you expect my support in that.” Malcolm: “I’ve made my pitch. Do with it as you will, Mr. Elderberry.” Felix: “I relish the chance to be the rebellious child I’m told I am.” Malcolm: “Wonderful. I…”

#politics talk hot #theyre hot

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???: “I’m not saying I don’t agree with what you brought to the table, Landgraab. However, you need to realize I am not quite at the position to actually do anything as of yet.”

#chants #malcus malcus malcus malcus malcus malc

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#such a funky lil combo i love it.....#connie is so tall

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Malcolm: “I’m afraid you know all there is to know about Lance already.” Jessamine: “I’m sure not.” Malcolm: “He talks a lot, he smiles a lot, it’s all fake, and I never know what he’s doing with his hands. Jessamine, Mr. Milan supports me. That has to say something.” Jessamine: “Okay, I’ll give you that.”

#they <3 #i know what hes doing w his hands.#its levi hes doing levi w his hands #not the gay rep politics deserves but the gay rep it got

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???: “The president and one of my favorite presidential candidates?! What is this exalted meeting I’m witnessing?” Malcolm: “We were just greeting each other.” Imani: “I could truly do with less greeting and chatting, to be quite honest.” ???: “And this is your wife, Malcolm? It’s so nice to meet you.”

#lance u little bitch (affectionate)#worst prebidential candidate of all sim time #not real time

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Charlotte: “You sure look like you need a drink.” Malcolm: “Charlotte, please.” Charlotte: “What do you want me to say? Go get ‘em, tiger! Carpe diem! Seize the day! Seize the peach.” Malcolm: “And you tell yours I give her my best regards.” Charlotte: “Will do, dearest agony nephew.”

#their dynamic.........#im so proud that we put 2 sims together that didnt ever want to fuck each other

baldomerian

#tascoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #tabamine is one of the rarepairs of all time

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Malcolm: “Nice party, yes?” Charlotte: “Oh, yeah.” Malcolm: “Could have done with a drink or two.” Charlotte: “Sorry! Off service. And I should be abstaining, to be honest.” Malcolm: “Because?” Charlotte: “Let’s just say Mala won’t be the only one getting pregnant.” Malcolm: “Oh. Are you—?” Charlotte: “Not yet.” Malcolm: “Congratulations! I don’t suppose I could be the uncle to my aunt’s child.” Charlotte: “I think we can manage that.”

#hehe im just going to save all of the leftover miracle cameos on here #love u baby thank u for giving them all a home

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memeception

hashtagloveloses

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

bl00dlikeice

@caesarianconfection

fidefortitude-deactivated202011

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

mommacomms

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

pagesofkenna

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

animatedamerican

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

captainlordauditor

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

japhers

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit

I was getting a political compass vibe too

your-uncle-dave

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

politicalcompassmemes

This works better than I thought it would.

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This was in my senior project

kait-the-kitty

I’m not sorry.

panickedmartian

EIGHT MEME COMBO

smooththegoofyshark

FATALITY

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We have officially created a new language

soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005

I just had to do it to em

phoneykin

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

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M E M E T E N

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OwO?

W o w

You know I had to

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

joyriding-in-the-fandoms

THIRTEEN!?

junepop45

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

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moved-to-ancient-gaylienz

well i added my contribution : )

why—

stachesmess

@pixeldemographics there was more

#fave

brewdarrymore

everything about this finale is amazing. “now kiss. you don’t do it enough” “we do it all the time just not in front of you” “did you guys just kiss? AND I MISSED IT?”

#fave #im still late to this but boy theyre lil shits