stacyshotmom

23, aquarius, art student i mostly just post shit that comes to me high

[stacyshotmom]

anyone else write their posts as haikus hoping the bot reposts them

[the-haiku-bot]

anyone else write

their posts as haikus hoping

the bot reposts them

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[stacyshotmom]

what they don’t tell you about new jersey is that our drivers test just requires us to drive one end of the jersey turnpike to the other and if you survive you pass

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[c4ps3p]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

high comedy

[displeasedfrog]

[official-penis-posts]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

you guys really need to drink water. not me though i am exempt

[theweirdwideweb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vigilantsycamore]

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

[digitaldiscipline]

[n0vascotia]

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[guerrillatech]

[lonelysweet]

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops

[cat-skull]

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

[stxrmydee]

yeha yeah yeah rocky pet in tomadachi life how about rocky mii and grace pet. have we considered this yet

[catchymemes]

[incognito-mode-official]

Both of them look equally fed up with everything. Perfect.

[xadnem]

I hear the words "bichon frise" and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says "small white dog."

[asingularcanadian]

bitch on fries? that lil white thang?

[xadnem]

The very same.

[ionchy]

[watcherscrown]

[sentada]

[catchymemes]