stageofhearts

30, they/them/she/her

[gumi-megpoidd]

HAPPY TENTH BIRTHDAY BEEF STROGANOFF

[cryoverkiltmilk]

11 years later and boys still don't know.

[spinfader]

Trans girls, in my experience, have largely lived an existence in which for the vast majority of our lives, we've never been anybody's first choice romantically. That's if we're chosen at all.

Second choice? Yeah. Back up plan? Happens. Fetishized? Always.

But never just chosen. Never just pursued. Never loved quite as much as we need. Never the object of obsession. Never the focus of passion.

Every love feels like it's one better option disappearing like a vapor in the wind.

So I say all that to say, if you're romantically inclined, and you love a trans girl. Choose her. Really choose her. Choose her in every moment. Make her feel like she's the only one that matters and do it every day, because it's possible, likely even, that she's never felt that before.

Really choose her, or you will break her heart.

If you're not willing to do that, leave her the fuck alone.

[storyweavingspider]

ALSO. FLOWERS. FOR THE LOVE OF GODS GET HER FLOWERS SHE HAS PROBABLY NEVER BEEN GIVEN FLOWERS ROMANTICALLY IN HER LIFE.

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[girlballs-archive]

captain picker isgonna finger himself

[girlballs-archive]

his wife is. 44 years old.

[despazito]

The fucking that old man website when someone actually fucks that old man

[the-unnecessary-commentary]

[alexandersfolly]

Tumblr is stuffed to the brim with 18-25 year olds who talk endlessly about being a hole for old men and have a heart attack the second a consenting adult is in a relationship with an old man

[dollorisuika]

You can't even do somnophilia anymore because of woke

[miseria-fortes-viros]

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

[miseria-fortes-viros]

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

[nubbular]

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

[kaban-bang]

Black cat is HOW TALL??

[kc5rings]

I know I already replied but I’ll take any chance to show this image of Jacked Felicia from the cartoon

They actually gave her some muscle and she grew like 2 feet during her transformation

Extremely formative character for many reasons

[sunderwight]

"a goon is someone who masturbates" look buddy what my hired criminal muscle does in his spare time is his own business

[dummy-dot-exe]

Emma Frost: The White Queen by Pepe@pepedraws

[dummy-dot-exe]

by ダイキ@torinotataki06

[hound-dyke]

fatphobia in progressive circles are funny, people will see someone hot and sexy and confident and showing off and go wowwww youre so friend shaped omg i want to hug you 😊

[hound-dyke]

getting woobified is so funny, i get to feel bad about my body AND have my personality overwritten

[yuriartillery]

Tenno.

My adopted chud son has decided to be a sad dad like in The Last of Us or maybe God of War (the new one). I do not give a fuck. Here are the schematics to 3D print his dead wife. I give these to you to punish him for not listening to me earlier.

I remain: the great and terrible Hunhow

[rowles6]

wjay the fuck is warframe about

[gumi-megpoidd]

child soldier trauma

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[prokopetz]

Honestly, the funniest thing about Into the Spider-Verse is the redesign of Doc Ock's tentacles. All throbbing tubes with visible orifices on the ends – it's like someone on the design team said "we can't have a girl villain slapping the hero around with big gleaming phallic symbols – how can we make a robot tentacle yonic?", and by gosh they succeeded.

[prokopetz]

Somebody on that team was like "it is absolutely essential that this Doc Ock's tentacles be physically capable of sucking your tits", and you know what? They were right.

[the-toastr-rat]

I know it's a little early, but it's good to let people prepare!

[blue--deer]

*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this

[mogblade]