Stake, the Vampire :3

it/its - my name is Stake and I can be trusted around blood and vampires :3 Alter of the Maws (some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat)

[blowjob-horseguy]

I crave violence, but like, fake violence where no one is really hurt.

Essentially I wanna wrestle like a 4 year old

[blowjob-horseguy]

Who wants to tussle with me like ancient greek enemies

But then we kiss like ancient greek lovers

[isabelopaque]

Someone rbing my post about torturing your favorite character and saying theyre glad they have empathy??? And they're going to protect thwir characters and swaddle them and shit instead of my weird stuff?? 😭😭 Okay well your blorbo is going next :-/ sorry it has to be done

[stake-the-vampire]

I have empathy too, darling, that's what makes it so delicious :)

Let's find their faves and break them until they (the character of course) hang themself with their own intestines, OP :)

[stake-the-vampire]

new reason to cancel my brothers: they keep misgendering me in our head like if they think about talking about me without fail it's "she-- uh I mean it" girl you did a better job for that one horny self insert. you know the one.

[bladeweave]

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

[stake-the-vampire]

I can't speak for everyone but my screaming male youtubers aren't not raising their voices "at" me they're screaming and crying for me and I'm like "yay cry louder, little man!" :)

[invaderskoodge]

"man, I love blood, I wish I could bathe in and drink it every day I front" *remembers Caldera lore* "WAIT WATER IS FAE BLOOD YES. OOOH I NEED TO START BEING A PERVERT ABOUT WATER RIGHT NOW!!" anyway thanks for being awesome and making water a type of gore <3 - Stake

THIS IS SO TRUE <3 LETS ALL BATHE AND GET SOOO CLEAN FROM FAE BLOOD ETC ask of all time. asks that make me smile when i brush my teeth because its like im using a fae to do it. this is a game changer youre so right. this is awesome this is perfect

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

an empathic masochist can be a sadist with extra steps if you believe in yourself

[stake-the-vampire]

I am the most empathic antisocial sicko I will feel your pain and relish in it I will drink your fear like a fine wine let me into your brain so I can feel your lungs failing you

[strawberry-seal77]

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

[stake-the-vampire]

I loooove when a goody little two-shoes cries "that can't be!" when faced with the fact that authority lied to them or had ulterior motives like aww sweet little thing is it time to open your eyes and look at the real world? oh authority manipulated you and used you for a cause you didn't sign up for? you've been fighting on the wrong side this whole time? cute.

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

where can I get your blood?

it’s free but you have to catch me

[mollyjames]

I still cant believe tumblr tried to make it so there was an individual note count for each post addition; as though best part of successfully adding to a post isn't that you get to sit back smugly as the original poster's notifications are rendered unusable

[lakemojave]

Reblog this post to render OP's notifications unusable

[mollyjames]

HEY

[stake-the-vampire]

Girl you can fucking toggle mute notes per post why do people too weak to handle a single viral post pretend this isn't a very accessible feature

[stake-the-vampire]

What if I got my brothers cancelled because they're always saying man/bro/dude but I almost exclusively use girl #feminism #forcefemming your boyfriend tonight #cancel my brothers #performance art

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

wait Stake is like. the ultimate tumblr sexylady. it would tear you limb from limb and you people would thank it... hmm I bet it would call you a good girl too... much to consider

[stake-the-vampire]

damn right I am, both of you

[vanilachai]

[yesornopolls]

As a response to this question. Do you think it's weird to have NEVER tasted blood?

Do you think it's weird to have NEVER tasted blood?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 2

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

wait Stake is like. the ultimate tumblr sexylady. it would tear you limb from limb and you people would thank it... hmm I bet it would call you a good girl too... much to consider

[stake-the-vampire]

damn right I am, both of you

[angelbumbum]

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

[angelbumbum]

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

[dragongirlteeth]

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

[stake-the-vampire]

no I don't need iron supplements I just need more blood. no yeah I'm bleeding a lot I promise I'll stop though if you just give me more. please. give me your blood. come onnnn. why are you so selfish just open your veins and let me in I mean give me your blood.

[stake-the-vampire]

you know what just. just hold still it'll be fine just. ok yes I am going to bite you but don't worry about it you won't feel a thing just. mmmm mm oh stop screaming it can't be that bad. quit struggling you're making this harder than it needs to be. you're gonna make me spill you.