It's probably raining here

I've been here for relatively forever.

[beemovieerotica]

[kyoukorpse]

Someone to be brave for.

excerpt is from chapter 29 of the novel.

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[remindertoclick]

Hiya! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine! 🕊️

Click for the other causes as well if you can!

[wilderun]

WOLF TRIED TO STEAL MY PIZZA

[clowntainment]

[magnetic-deflection]

m,y tuube:)

[vinnamah]

[doityourselfbombs]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[sacred-portal]

[oneheadtoanother]

[gwyoi]

horse cream puff …

[bogleech]

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[achillesinhighheels]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

[halondrus]

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

[halondrus]

[victusinveritas]

[frasohei]

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh hello you’ve returned to us

[hellenhighwater]

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

THE UPDATE WE WERE ALL HOPING FOR!

(apologies for the motherfuckery. also the ink, for those curious, is diamine oxblood)