Stanley Pines

[stan-pines-offical]

It's my 1 year anaversery :3 marriage is not terrible when you can do it right.

Hmm...

Sounds fake!

[stan-pines-offical]

Stan can you take on this

Better yet, I'll have Ford take it on and then sell it in the Mystery Shack!

HEY FORD! THERE'S A REALLY WEIRD LOOKING THING IN HERE!

[stan-pines-offical]

HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP, AND SINCE THIS PAST MONTH I'VE CHARGED DOUBLE ADMISSION FOR 'SPOOKY MONTH' FEES (Mabel told me about that spooky month thing, says it's all the rage with the kids these days), I WILL CHARGE QUADRUPLE OCTOBER'S ADMISSION ON THE 31st! COME ONE, COME ALL, FOR TOTALLY AUTHENTIC PARANORMAL STUFF!

[candycatfalls]

Free my man he's just a silly little guy!! Don't look at the rap sheet

[bill-cipher-offical]

I AM JUST A SILLY GUY! I’M BEING FRAMED HERE!

TIME BABY HAD IT COMING

[stan-pines-offical]

NO THE HELL YOU'RE NOT YOU ONE EYED FREAK!

[bill-cipher-offical]

HEY HEY HEY WHO’S THE ONE IMITATING ME WITH AN EYEPATCH?

OH, RIGHT!

THANKS FOR RE-OPENING THAT GATEWAY BY THE WAY, FEZZY! WEIRDMAGEDDON COULDN’TA HAPPENED WITHOUT YOU!

[stan-pines-offical]

SHUT THE HELL UP OR I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU INTO OBLIVION AGAIN! HELL, I MIGHT JUST DO IT ANYWAY, CAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING BASTARD!

[candycatfalls]

Free my man he's just a silly little guy!! Don't look at the rap sheet

[bill-cipher-offical]

I AM JUST A SILLY GUY! I’M BEING FRAMED HERE!

TIME BABY HAD IT COMING

[stan-pines-offical]

NO THE HELL YOU'RE NOT YOU ONE EYED FREAK!

[stan-pines-offical]

Had to chase off some shoplifters! Luckily, Ford 'lent' me a ray gun!

Don't tell him I have it.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Question: is it normal for one of your eyes to spontaneously start bleeding?

[hitman-offical]

That's a symptom of possession. Tell me, have you had any problems with lost time, perhaps strange visions?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

My Muse only possesses me when I sleep. Im sure he would tell me if there were any negative side effects.

[hitman-offical]

Who is this 'Muse', exactly? And explain why he is possessing you.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

My Muse is my inspiration! And I let him possess me so I can work on my project- even while I’m asleep!

[hitman-offical]

What is this project? Also, you aren't answering my first question. Who is your Muse? If this Muse is who I think he is, the stability of your universe is at stake.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

The stability of my universe is not at stake. I would know.

I don't owe you any explanation of my scientific investigations.

[hitman-offical]

*he pulls out a image of a familiar triangle with one eye and a top hat* have you seen this entity? His name is Bill Cipher. He is wanted for the destruction of several thousand universes, including that of his homeworld. Hundreds of billions of people, dead by his hand. Within the past hundred years, he has consumed over fifteen thousand dimensions.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I.. I don’t know what you’re talking about and I would appreciate it if you would leave me to my investigations.

[bill-cipher-offical]

I’M BEING FRAMED HERE!

BUT EVEN IF I DID DO THAT, I’D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY AND STOP ME!

L'OO MXVW FRQVXPH BRX

[ford-pines--offical]

don’t trust the Dorito little me

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

..Why do you look like me? And why is your grammar and capitalization wrong?

[ford-pines--offical]

Because I am you. Doy

(and mod just doesn’t like to act like ford all the time. Deal with it.)

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

You can’t be me. I trust My Muse completely.

[ford-pines--offical]

@bill--cipher-offical back me up on this

[stan-pines-offical]

Not who you mentioned, but I can confirm, he is you, and Bill's a mistake who should be sent back to whichever hellhole he came from.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Why should I believe you? You ruined my life!

[stan-pines-offical]

Hey, you forgave me!

Eventually!

Once the world nearly ended!

[stan-pines-offical]

Choose stan.

This is unhinged, and I will not be a part of this, no-sir-ee!

spooky dookie

[ford-pines--offical]

sooooo fordsy

WEDDING PLANNING TIME!!!!!

- @bill--cipher-offical

(ooc: fuck yeah)

I have absolutely no idea what I want for this wedding.

[bill--cipher-offical]

(i have no idea how to plan a wedding. is there an offical wedding planner we can call???)

well we should have a 30 tier wedding cake and it should have TEETH!

*is human and wearing your spare glasses*

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: bill stealing fords glasses is so cute i cant)

hell no we’re not having a wedding cake made of teeth. Are you wearing my glasses?

[bill--cipher-offical]

yes the other other bill was stealing my eye with a toy :(

not made of teeth, just with teeth on top!

[ford-pines--offical]

*he just stares at you for a second* no…. I can’t eat that…. Also which other bill

[bill--cipher-offical]

fiiiiine

the third one

do you have any ideas for the cake??

[ford-pines--offical]

hmmmm. All I know is chocolate, and white frosting. Obviously

[bill--cipher-offical]

obviously. *nods in agreement*

[offical-shipper-of-officals]

*teleports behind you two.*

*hands each of you a crate of Capri suns for the wedding*

[bill--cipher-offical]

i'm assuming the drinks will be capri suns.

fordsy what do you think?

[offical-shipper-of-officals]

*is lurking in the background, drinking my own Capri suns, and drawing them kissing*

[bill--cipher-offical]

hey what are you dra-OH

[offical-shipper-of-officals]

A new Offical ship

[bill--cipher-offical]

okay.......

those are... some drawings... NO FORD DONT LOOK AT THEM!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

I ALREADY DID

[stan-pines-offical]

OH, OH, MY OWN BROTHER? WITH THE TRIANGLE? WHAT THE HELL?

[ford-pines--offical]

Erm schmacktually, he has a human form so

[stan-pines-offical]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!

[bill--cipher-offical]

*steals all your glasses*

[stan-pines-offical]

JOKES ON YOU, I DON'T NEED GLASSES!

... Wait, why's everything blurry?

[ford-pines--offical]

also yes it does. Bill give him his glasses back

[stan-pines-offical]

It's too late, my mind is already scarred! And he can keep those, glasses are overrated!

No offense...

[ford-pines--offical]

bitch you are legally blind without your glasses.

[stan-pines-offical]

NO I'M NOT, I'M LEGALLY HANDSOME WITHOUT THEM!

[ford-pines--offical]

Ok whatever

(ooc: why’d it take you so long to respond lmao)

[stan-pines-offical]

>:(

(ooc: cause i'm dumb/didn't go on my pc which is where i'm logged into this account)

[stan-pines-offical]

. .... Nobody said anything about your brother stan.

DAMNIT, I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT! I NEED TO HIDE THE ID CARDS, I NEED TO MOVE AGAIN!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Question: is it normal for one of your eyes to spontaneously start bleeding?

[hitman-offical]

That's a symptom of possession. Tell me, have you had any problems with lost time, perhaps strange visions?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

My Muse only possesses me when I sleep. Im sure he would tell me if there were any negative side effects.

[hitman-offical]

Who is this 'Muse', exactly? And explain why he is possessing you.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

My Muse is my inspiration! And I let him possess me so I can work on my project- even while I’m asleep!

[hitman-offical]

What is this project? Also, you aren't answering my first question. Who is your Muse? If this Muse is who I think he is, the stability of your universe is at stake.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

The stability of my universe is not at stake. I would know.

I don't owe you any explanation of my scientific investigations.

[hitman-offical]

*he pulls out a image of a familiar triangle with one eye and a top hat* have you seen this entity? His name is Bill Cipher. He is wanted for the destruction of several thousand universes, including that of his homeworld. Hundreds of billions of people, dead by his hand. Within the past hundred years, he has consumed over fifteen thousand dimensions.

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

I.. I don’t know what you’re talking about and I would appreciate it if you would leave me to my investigations.

[bill-cipher-offical]

I’M BEING FRAMED HERE!

BUT EVEN IF I DID DO THAT, I’D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY AND STOP ME!

L'OO MXVW FRQVXPH BRX

[ford-pines--offical]

don’t trust the Dorito little me

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

..Why do you look like me? And why is your grammar and capitalization wrong?

[ford-pines--offical]

Because I am you. Doy

(and mod just doesn’t like to act like ford all the time. Deal with it.)

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

You can’t be me. I trust My Muse completely.

[ford-pines--offical]

@bill--cipher-offical back me up on this

[stan-pines-offical]

Not who you mentioned, but I can confirm, he is you, and Bill's a mistake who should be sent back to whichever hellhole he came from.

[stan-pines-offical]

Stan.

I don't know what you're talking about, I have not done anything at all that I would feel guilty about, especially not relating to my brother.

[stan-pines-offical]

YOU'RE ALL I CAN THINK OF EVERY DROP I DRINK UP YOU'RE MY SODA POP MY LITTLE SODA POP

@mabel-pines-offical

What the heck are you talking about, kid? Is that from that weird movie you watched last week? Something something demons? Cause if so, I will pay you a dollar to send that to Ford next. But I will not go above two dollars, so don't ask.

[ford-pines--offical]

sooooo fordsy

WEDDING PLANNING TIME!!!!!

- @bill--cipher-offical

(ooc: fuck yeah)

I have absolutely no idea what I want for this wedding.

[bill--cipher-offical]

(i have no idea how to plan a wedding. is there an offical wedding planner we can call???)

well we should have a 30 tier wedding cake and it should have TEETH!

*is human and wearing your spare glasses*

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: bill stealing fords glasses is so cute i cant)

hell no we’re not having a wedding cake made of teeth. Are you wearing my glasses?

[bill--cipher-offical]

yes the other other bill was stealing my eye with a toy :(

not made of teeth, just with teeth on top!

[ford-pines--offical]

*he just stares at you for a second* no…. I can’t eat that…. Also which other bill

[bill--cipher-offical]

fiiiiine

the third one

do you have any ideas for the cake??

[ford-pines--offical]

hmmmm. All I know is chocolate, and white frosting. Obviously

[bill--cipher-offical]

obviously. *nods in agreement*

[offical-shipper-of-officals]

*teleports behind you two.*

*hands each of you a crate of Capri suns for the wedding*

[bill--cipher-offical]

i'm assuming the drinks will be capri suns.

fordsy what do you think?

[offical-shipper-of-officals]

*is lurking in the background, drinking my own Capri suns, and drawing them kissing*

[bill--cipher-offical]

hey what are you dra-OH

[offical-shipper-of-officals]

A new Offical ship

[bill--cipher-offical]

okay.......

those are... some drawings... NO FORD DONT LOOK AT THEM!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

I ALREADY DID

[stan-pines-offical]

OH, OH, MY OWN BROTHER? WITH THE TRIANGLE? WHAT THE HELL?

[ford-pines--offical]

Erm schmacktually, he has a human form so

[stan-pines-offical]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!

[bill--cipher-offical]

*steals all your glasses*

[stan-pines-offical]

JOKES ON YOU, I DON'T NEED GLASSES!

... Wait, why's everything blurry?

[ford-pines--offical]

also yes it does. Bill give him his glasses back

[stan-pines-offical]

It's too late, my mind is already scarred! And he can keep those, glasses are overrated!

No offense...

[ford-pines--offical]

bitch you are legally blind without your glasses.

[stan-pines-offical]

NO I'M NOT, I'M LEGALLY HANDSOME WITHOUT THEM!

[stan-pines-offical]

..Stanley? Why do you look like dad?

@young-stanford-pines-offical

Stanford? How the hell did you manage to look so young again? AND WHY DON'T I LOOK LIKE THAT?

[ford-pines--offical]

sooooo fordsy

WEDDING PLANNING TIME!!!!!

- @bill--cipher-offical

(ooc: fuck yeah)

I have absolutely no idea what I want for this wedding.

[bill--cipher-offical]

(i have no idea how to plan a wedding. is there an offical wedding planner we can call???)

well we should have a 30 tier wedding cake and it should have TEETH!

*is human and wearing your spare glasses*

[ford-pines--offical]

(ooc: bill stealing fords glasses is so cute i cant)

hell no we’re not having a wedding cake made of teeth. Are you wearing my glasses?

[bill--cipher-offical]

yes the other other bill was stealing my eye with a toy :(

not made of teeth, just with teeth on top!

[ford-pines--offical]

*he just stares at you for a second* no…. I can’t eat that…. Also which other bill

[bill--cipher-offical]

fiiiiine

the third one

do you have any ideas for the cake??

[ford-pines--offical]

hmmmm. All I know is chocolate, and white frosting. Obviously

[bill--cipher-offical]

obviously. *nods in agreement*

[offical-shipper-of-officals]

*teleports behind you two.*

*hands each of you a crate of Capri suns for the wedding*

[bill--cipher-offical]

i'm assuming the drinks will be capri suns.

fordsy what do you think?

[offical-shipper-of-officals]

*is lurking in the background, drinking my own Capri suns, and drawing them kissing*

[bill--cipher-offical]

hey what are you dra-OH

[offical-shipper-of-officals]

A new Offical ship

[bill--cipher-offical]

okay.......

those are... some drawings... NO FORD DONT LOOK AT THEM!!!

[ford-pines--offical]

I ALREADY DID

[stan-pines-offical]

OH, OH, MY OWN BROTHER? WITH THE TRIANGLE? WHAT THE HELL?

[ford-pines--offical]

Erm schmacktually, he has a human form so

[stan-pines-offical]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER!

[bill--cipher-offical]

*steals all your glasses*

[stan-pines-offical]

JOKES ON YOU, I DON'T NEED GLASSES!

... Wait, why's everything blurry?

[ford-pines--offical]

also yes it does. Bill give him his glasses back

[stan-pines-offical]

It's too late, my mind is already scarred! And he can keep those, glasses are overrated!

No offense...

[kayiiin]

Get...MABEL-FIED!!!!!!

She goes easy on Ford, Stan loves it, and Dipper hates it.

[mabel-pines-offical]

Gravity falls fanart of the day #2

[stan-pines-offical]

I've never looked so stylish!