At St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast,

23 | Tender

[recreationaldivorce]

you people are just fucking dying to call people faggots wokely. masculinity is not about absolute power; the kind of subordination and discipline that fascist men love in militaries is entirely compatible with masculinity and is not in fact a form of effeminacy. discipline to the nation and killing and dying for the nation is masculinism; the strict hierarchies that exist in militaries, police forces, etc exist to affirm the masculinity of the men involved, even those at the lowest levels, particularly given that these structures allow men to enact (racist, sexist, etc) violence on behalf of the nation, no matter how many superiors the men in question have.

[fallout-lou-begas]

life has imitated art

[standingin4joe]

Hello tumblr I forget you exist often bc I hate social media and never remember anything about, my lame stinky therapist says I have dissociative issues

[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

[redtheroom]

This is beautiful but also horror

[mxjackparker]

With less than 2 weeks left to raise the roughly £11,000/$14,800 needed for Transactional Intercourse to get made, now more than ever your support in sharing and pre-ordering is vital! It will be an anthology of trans and intersex sex workers' writings about how our identities impact our work, and it cannot be made if we don't reach the funding goal! Tell your friends, share with your networks, and help us get marginalized sex workers paid to share their experiences.

Transactional Intercourse

A Trans and Intersex Sex Worker Anthology.

This is a one-of-a-kind project and it can't happen without support from the wider trans and intersex communities, as well as allies. If we don't record our history and experiences, who will?

[deirdreskye]

It's very interesting to me that a gigantic minotaur is fucking me vigorously. I'm observing the situation as it plays out from a detached academic perspective.

[tubapun]

I try to microwave Mickey Mouse to make a statement on corporate greed but I accidentally grabbed the Kingdom Hearts version of him out of my unethically small Cage of Mickeys and now he's flipping around dodging the beams like Yoda fucked an ant

[catboygirljoker]

Visit Original Link

[funnier-with-narcpd]

[seven-meds]

They still do this, in the Age of Information

[lifeisablackhole9]

you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

[ponkb]

2019 tribute

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

[versegm]

I originally wanted to post this zine, which is a beginner-friendly introduction to what "intersex" means, but tumblr did that funny little thing where the post was invisible from dashboard, presumably because it was deemed nsfw. Sorry for using real words on my educational post instead of censoring myself I suppose.

So yeah. Instead you get this zine, which I made because I am pissed off that every single time I look up "intersex" anywhere I run into misconceptions that could be corrected by reading the wikipedia page on intersex people. Because I fucking guess "making a post about a group of people and actually looking up said group of people" is too much to ask.

And because this is the "piss on the poor" website: yes, I am well aware that most people are genuinely ignorant and don't mean any ill. Yes, I know it must feel really bad to see a post about a random person yelling at you about an issue you weren't aware of until now. This isn't about you. This is about me. This is for me, because every six months I make the blandest most sanded down "btw remember that intersex people exist :]" post and I feel like I'm yelling into the uncaring void. I am tired. I am so very tired of being the "friendly educational blogger who is understanding of everyone's circumstances." I'm more than that. I should be allowed to be more than that.

Anyways. Happy pride. Read up on every letter of the LGBTQIA+ acronym. At least the wikipedia page. Come on. Just the wikipedia page.

[depsidase]

[funtergeist]

[skaiawards]

do the wave! ignore the pervert.