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𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳 𝘯. ↬ 1. 𝘢𝘯 18+ 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 ↬ 2. 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘤'𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 ↬ 3. 𝘢 𝘬𝘱𝘰𝘱 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘴 𝘉𝘛𝘚, 𝘈𝘛𝘡, & 𝘚𝘒𝘡 ↬ 4. a 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘉𝘖𝘙𝘈𝘏𝘈𝘌 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘛𝘚 𝘍𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘺 & 𝘍𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘴. 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘢𝘯 𝘍𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘢 𝘕𝘦𝘵 (up for adoption)

↬ 5. 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘍𝘦𝘣 2025- ↬ 6. 𝘚𝘒𝘡 𝘚𝘔𝘈𝘜 + 𝘍𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘴𝘣𝘭𝘳 @/𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰-𝘵𝘩𝘦-𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺

☆ 𝘈𝘰3

☆ 𝘛𝘢𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘮

☆ (𝘍𝘪𝘤 Rec) 𝘛𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘮

☆ 𝘍𝘪𝘤 𝘙𝘦𝘤 𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵

𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘮 𝘣𝘺 𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘴.

𝘜𝘓𝘛𝘴:

    𝘉𝘛𝘚: 𝘚𝘜𝘎𝘈, 𝘑𝘶𝘯𝘨𝘬𝘰𝘰𝘬 | 𝘑𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯     𝘈𝘛𝘡: 𝘖𝘵8     𝘚𝘒𝘡: 𝘖𝘵8

𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘈𝘙𝘔𝘠, 𝘈𝘛𝘐𝘕𝘠, 𝘢𝘯𝘥/𝘰𝘳 𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘠, 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴. 𝘋𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵-𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘻𝘰𝘯𝘦. Or if you just want to talk about them hmu!

    ☆ 𝘚𝘝𝘛: 𝘛𝘩𝘦8, 𝘋𝘪𝘯𝘰, 𝘑𝘶𝘯 | 𝘖𝘵13     ☆ 𝘛𝘟𝘛: 𝘖𝘵5     ☆ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘦: 𝘖𝘵4 ☆ 𝘋𝘗𝘙 𝘐𝘢𝘯 ☆ 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘬: 𝘙𝘰𝘴é     ☆ 𝘋𝘢𝘺6: 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘒     ☆ 𝘌𝘟𝘖: 𝘒𝘢𝘪     ☆ 𝘚𝘏𝘐𝘕𝘦𝘦: 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘩𝘰     ☆ 𝘒𝘈𝘙𝘋: 𝘖𝘵4     ☆ 𝘌𝘯𝘩𝘺𝘱𝘦𝘯: 𝘖𝘵7 ☆ 𝘑𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘞𝘢𝘯𝘨     ☆ 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢: 𝘖𝘵4 ☆ 𝘐𝘜 ☆ 𝘕𝘦𝘸:𝘐𝘋: 𝘖𝘵5

* 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘙𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘴, 2𝘉

[plaguedocboi]

I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.

It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.

[bogleech]

I always felt I couldn't possibly be upset about dying to an alien monster because proof of otherwordly life is exactly what it'd take for me to die happy

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[steveyockey]

just remembered the best way to tell someone what you’re thinking is to tell them what you’re thinking

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Everyone should be entitled to a free little treat once per day when they leave the house. A hot beverage, a cookie, whatever. You should have government issued daily tokens and you should be able to go into a shop or a cafe and pick what you like and take it to the counter and hand them your token and say "this is my free little daily treat" and then you don't have to pay for it. please vote for me as your local mp in the next general election.

[sandersstudies]

Choosing a character in a sexyman-style poll when you are familiar with both options: obviously you are the intended audience of the op, the intention of the poll was to judge based on the audience’s familiarity with both characters

Choosing a character in a sexyman-style poll because they’re the only one you know: obviously biased

Choosing a character in a sexyman-style poll because they’re the only one you don’t know: arguably also biased but in a different and funnier way

Choosing a character in a sexyman-style poll when you don’t know any of them: The Truely Just and Honorable Way to Select, Entirely On Vibes

[noodles-07]

Choosing a character in a sexyman-style poll when you don't know any of them but your friend is really enthuseastic about Their Guy in the tags: yes my liege, I shall follow your sexyman of choice into battle

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[groovysarity]

[kangsyeosang]

new game: when you hit the like button, you also hit the reblog button

[dragongirlsweetie]

tech companies are always like We have just developed a revolutionary new feature that will automatically leak your private information to the entire internet without you needing to lift a finger

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[cdzen]

burnout from not doing anything

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

@ the mutuals I don’t interact with a lot I love u and hope ur doing well

[sunderwight]

Why do characters in stories where there's some time travel or interdimensional situation always go like "that's not funny" when the traveler character is like "where's dad/mom/friend/etc?" and it turns out that the person in question has died in this timeline/universe?

If someone I cared about was acting disoriented and strange, not recognizing stuff, obviously having troubles placing where they are and/or what the date is, and then asked for someone we both loved who died like a year ago or ten years or whatever, my first reaction would not be "they are playing an incredibly crass and tasteless joke of some sort on me"? My first reaction would probably be, oh shit that's a major sign of dementia and some other serious conditions.

[intricatecakes]

if u are reading this i am pouring positive vibes on u from a lil watering can

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction