A corpse on the internet

LET'S GO LESBIANS Johnny | 27 | she/her

[toonimated]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[angelnumber27]

[wiremotherworshipper-deactivate]

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

[revivivivify]

[dogpuppy]

[twilight--paladin]

[tenorgender]

god didn't give me a dick because he knew I'd get hard when I heard a rich choral harmony

[virtualpilotlight]

[may12324]

Dyke Knights ⚔️

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

at the club

me: hey are you drinking hennesey 

hot girls: what? me: cause you’re the only hens I see

hot girls: what? me slightly louder: cause you’re the only hens I see 

[ace-a-sketch]

I pray the tomb is shut forever

I pray the rock is never rolled away

I still love y

[lonesomelavenderbones]

Harrowhark "I programmed my skull to give me concussions every time I almost thought about my dead girlfriend" Nonagesimus, most relatable character in fiction.

[aropride]

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

[sensitivesiren]

[moethh]

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[amberjacket]

This book is a Baroque painting