My Aesthetic Is A Mess

They/them pronouns. Mostly mobile blog. Instagram: cutenwasted Kik: neonzombiee

[little-tunny]

Guide to big dog breeds from my Instagram!

guide to small dogs 

guide to medium dogs

[rheaseahorn]

[zone6queen-deactivated20211014]

This isn’t valid. Like, Ed has struggles. Y’all seen how ugly mans is?

[c-bassmeow]

JDJDJDKDKDJDHDJ

[stimman3000]

me: I’m feeling very keanu #15 today :(

my therapist: for the last time. I want to help you but I have no idea what that means

[discourseful]

this is literally THE SINGULAR funniest fucking comment about kink i have EVER on this website

[discourseful]

MOM IM 13 AND I NEED TO ASK YOU ABOUT BONDAGE?

[sameenaf-deactivated20190219]

if you ask your mom for a ride to a kink party she can legally disown you

[rayb1rd]

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

[advanced-procrastination]

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

[labyrinthheaven]

Some 20s lingo

[meme-loving-stuck]

!!!

[kasaron]

@the-duckless-pond

[thepleasuregoblin]

looks like I have to kinkshame the 1920s

[antisepticbandaid-deactivated20]

i had a dream last night that i was a werewolf, but when i tried to use my claws they were still clipped down and all i could think was “damn my useless lesbian hands”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kihonged-deactivated20150726]

can you believe i got a promotion

[kihonged-deactivated20150726]

Pls watch this I nearly got fired for this

[cherrybladebun]

chuckie got them…

[just-shower-thoughts]

The real Tide Pod Challenge is actually doing a load of laundry while suffering from crippling depression.

[feministism]

[peppermintlarry]

honest to god i hate the fairly odd parents SO much why the fuck did TIMMY FUCKING TURNER get god damn fairies?? both his parents love him…. he lives in an upper middle class household…. his only problem is that he has a kind of mean baby sitter sometimes…. AND THEN you look at fuckin chester. his friend chester…. oh my god. this boy deserves fairies so much more… he lives in literal poverty, his dad is UNIVERSALLY HATED so much so that he wears a bag over his face bc he cant even show his face in public without being harassed… and this guy doesnt deserve fairies? are u serious? did u think i wouldnt fuckin notice that shit? did u seriously think i didnt see chester mcbadbat standing right there next to timmy stupid ass turner? chester eats from the fucking GARBAGE CAN. im sorry but i cannot believe for one second that timmy deserves fairies more than chester, who is the sweetest kindest person on the whole damn show and he gets shat on constantly by the universe and the fact that his friend timmy gets god parents and not him is like the icing on the fucking cake huh, the last slap in the face from the universe to confirm to chester that life sucks…. listen chester i am here for you and i love you even when the rest of the world doesnt… i WILL protect you

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

if millennials making fun of gen z becomes a meme i’m calling every one of you out for hypocrisy

[susieandhobbes]

My new thing is tweeting billionaires and just straight up asking for $50,000.

[aprillikesthings]

I hope it works!

[cyberscully]

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

[serotonin-deficient-blog1]

[unamusedsloth]

Comic strip artists from the 40’s draw their characters while blindfolded

[defibrinationsyndrome]

You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.

[enkiduofvideogames]

I can’t pick a favorite

[plagueofgripes]

Some of these take on an impressionist quality. Eyes are important.